Here I thought there would only be a few yellow feathers left by the end of the first half after the Gunners were done with them . Seems Arsenal are the ones getting shot down ... go figure
Just seen it To be fair, asking HIAG a football related question was always going to end up with him making a twat of himself.
Up into the Montana today. 35deg here. Hot as **** walking in the mountains, but punctuated with lush verdant plants and some shade in the canyons.
Smashed the **** out of the all inclusive tonight. Had five courses for dinner. Started with Fois Gras, then a raw Tuna tapenade thing, Calamari then some Garlic prawns, finished it off with some fancy little layered mini cakes. Washed down with a few pints, then a couple of Tequilas round the pool. As lovely as it is. There’s no way you could do this for more than a couple if weeks without turning into a fat ****.
@Spurlock Saxton is asking why Muslims aren't allowed to have oral and anal sex. Maybe you could give him a hand...
Based on health and hygiene implications. Humans might enjoy their beastly ways and integrated them into their social concepts but sex kept in its purest sense is a means to reproduction and religions tend to stick to that as its main purpose. However having said that...it does not say you can't enjoy sex...Islam encourages foreplay and makes satisfying your partner a priority 'Do not treat a woman like a Camel treats a She Camel, mounts it till satisfied, then leaves' Anal sex, oral sex...we as beasts can go there and we do....Religion is all about overcoming our carnal desires. Having said that...I enjoy getting my dick gobbled...that's me the beastly human. Fatty hasn't got a clue, religion scares him...so he attacks it without any depth of thought.
That sounds sensible As I am not a Muslim I am going to engage in anal sex I will need some lube as my wife likes to wear a large strapon
****sake I thought this was the politics thread...I kind of answered it thinking Pete might see it..need to have a morning **** to sort my head out.
