Was hammered all day neckin bumblebees and tootin. It's all a big ****in blur to be honest, was in a club one minute, the next im smackin out in a wee dingy room shootin the **** with 2 cops. Think spud's interview in trainspotting.
Not cool, I know a boy who got done for the same amount. Pretty much just an empty wrap with some grains in it. ****ing Polis are ****s, folk out there banging Anthrax Smack into their veins and they're interviewing a guy for some coke crumbs. Beyond belief
this sounds familiar. the local council put these big **** off barrels with plants in them at the top of this big hill we'd roll them down. 2 wks later they'd put them back. we'd roll them down. 2 wks later we'd put them back. repeat. we were even in the local rag as "hooligans" or some ****. there was also a bit of fire raising and the like but never any houses or anything. nicked a lot of gnomes, or rather just swapped them about (this seemed hilarious at the time). flaming tap door wait (like tap door run except you wait till just before they get to the door then light your aftershave/lighter fluid soaked arm and run about screaming, the petrol station particularly didnt like this)
My solicitor let me see part of the interview transcript. Apparently when asked who supplied me with it, I said some random guy in a pub who I don't know gave me it for free. When asked how the **** that could happen, I said "um....I dunno....maybe to get me hooked and get future business" **** replied "I don't believe you"
"um....I dunno....maybe to get me hooked and get future business" you should have added "i think he wanted me to be his hooker"
You should have admitted necking the two swedgers and then the interview would have been illegal. My mate got off with supply because he was smacked out his tits when they interviewed him. Daft ****s
We used to read up on our vandalisin spree in the kirky herald crime call. Cant believe how ****ty we wer as people. Imagine someone smashed ur motor windies just for a laff? Scumbags man. Hing is we wud never a got cot if we hadny a started doin it in the daytime
Thats what kids do though Nev. I remember using a catapult to smash someones bathroom window with a Bully marble while they were in there. Heard the **** scream like a wee lassie, still feel bad about that.
totally never, i remember being off my face and sitting on a merc somewhere talking to some random bird when i just pulled the merc badge out. i was pretty ****ed up but i remember staring at it and thinking "i dodnt know why i'd dont that". i felt like a total **** for ages
We used to steal about 10 wheely bins (mostly from pensioners flats) on a friday night so we could sit in the woods with plenty of "fire wood" why not just use all the wood round ye lads? Cos we're bastards didnt ye know?
Just remembered when we put Johnny Gilbert in a wheelie bin and told him we were going to drag him behind the bike in it. Instead we bungee-corded it shut put it in the *****philes garden and knocked his door Gift wrapped Child straight to his house. Hows that for service?
. who's bin run is it was a common question. GET 2 IF YE KIN! was often shouted at the 2 folk sent on the mission. good when daft dave came back with a bench dave was the champion. he brought 2 wheely bins up himself once. fair play
Me and a mate were in his ma's hammered. I let out a "silent but deadly" and blamed it on her dog. The dog died a week previous
did exactly the same thing nev but in the army married quarters in inverness, really glad we never got got they'd have kicked out ****ing heads in
Johnny Gilbert ended-up in prison for fraud he's the ginger **** in the middle: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6987764.stm
