Jam

Who likes jam?

Not The Jam.

Jam.

 

Nena Cherry

 

Me and @Scan are ripping **** up with @Stan City Rocker et @ilovedelia

 

Come on, rubber legs, take the thread seriously. Give me some jam-based anecdotes, eh?

 

I did a summer job at Tiptree we swam in the lake on our lunch brake , I stood on top of the irrigation floaty thing with a motor and tubes.
Flipped it went back to picking raspberries and thought nothing of it.

Had a goot tan

 

It may have broken ?
And the berries were left arid ?
But It was 24 years ago nearly, and I don't want the rhetoric to be emblazoned with falsehoods.

 

Nice one, pencil-doings. Have you got any jam jokes for me?

 

Sometimes when I'm doing a poo, I blow my nose, then use the damp tissue as an ad-hoc wet wipe.

Does anyone else do that from time to time?

 

Yes

 

I'm quite confident that this scenario has been arrived upon at some stage?

(not sure if Q mark nesazary;

 

*is

 

I would have used an ellipsis rather than a question mark, thus inviting other forum users to add their own content.

 

@Jip Jaap Stam

 

I exclusively read

 

Is Jip Jaap Stam the resident clever clogs?

 

How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

 

Out with it don't keep us in suspenders

 

I´m not too sure to be honest, I never got the chance to ask him, which kind of spoils the joke somewhat.

 

I got it now,not bad

 

What's the difference between jam and marmalde?


You can't marmalade your todger into your birds arse.