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Murder in Malta

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 18, 2017.

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Is it not Clench & Poke? Have I been doing it wrong?
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Poke comes first. Baz does it the wrong way. Probs why his keep coming back iirc
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ah ok, I shall try that tomorrow in the shower. Thanks, buddy <ok>
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  5. monacoger

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Something funny?
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    For some reason I found the :emoticon-0150-hands funny. I can be a bit wacky like that sometimes though.
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Hahahahaha

    You're zany
     
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  9. monacoger

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    Guilty as charged, your honour :emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    Arse grapes are no laughing matter. I had one pop out and no matter how much I tried to get it back in the basturd wouldn't budge. Spent weeks having to use various ointments to shrink it but the up-side was plenty of greased up finger action on my farter, and who doesn't like to slip one up the ring piece every now and then?
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've told you before. For piles use Lip salve. Ram it up your ringpiece and it's lovely and soothing. Don't use it on your lips afterwards though.
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    What do you use on your lips, anusol?
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Best thing for chapped lips is to kiss a horse's arse.


    Doesn't cure the cracked lips but it stops you licking them.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No, do they have good selection of beers and wines?
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well, my friend, if you clench first it makes the poke difficult, no?
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Had to use a Shetland pony ^^^^
     
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  17. monacoger

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    But enjoyable, will confirm if it is more enjoyable than the other way tomorrow after my shower <ok>
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ..but they will never take our freedom. Except in the job market. And housing. And benefits.
     
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