family and friends

Or perhaps he, like the rest of us can see that you're some kind of Baron Von Munchausen?

Away back to planet "Mong" and leave us earthlings in peace

 

wow we should get together and swap stories

on another note, note the first 2 respondents

it keeps them busy

 

View the comments...you're viewed as a helmet

 

If we are basing stuff on comments then i think you win the helmet crown

 

Get back to me when you enter Earth's orbit

 

What a playground taunt!

 

where the **** would you be able to buy a house for £40k even if it was run down?!
youd be lucky to get a garage down here for that

 

http://www.findaproperty.com/displayprop.aspx?edid=00&salerent=0&pid=8703406

Stoke: House prices from the 60s, apparently.

 

Stoke - The Land That Time Forgot

 

im just back from handing over my hotel empire to my sister and i then went and bought a super yacht for my best mate. now the thing is my sister has shut all the hotels and absconded on the yacht with my mate leaving me without a pot to piss ..... mates and family eh lol pmsl lolzy lmao xxxoooxxx

 

You can still buy a house in Stoke, though.

 

I've got a few grand in the bank, which estate can I buy?

 

Whichever one you like, by all accounts.

If you can buy a flat, which appears to be in a perfectly acceptably condition, for £32k, then how much is rent?
£20?

 

I'm so glad to be from the south, with the ridiculous house prices. Always makes me cheerful to see a 2 bedroom house worth 300k.

 

£300k?
That's quite cheap!
Where is it?

 

Cardiff.

thats not cheap! You can get a 4 bedroom house in my area (caerphilly) for less than that. or you could go to stoke and get a 6 bedroom house for £5.99

 

Cardiff?!
Do they pay you the £300k?

 

I wish.

 

without a pot in which to piss.