Look out for the new football hooligan based film 'Green Street Nursery' ... will focus on one of the North West firm's whose modus operandi is to charge the rival firms with a craft knife blade in one hand whilst clutching a nursery age toddler in the ofher arm ... There will be subtitles for those that can't readily understand the nasally, spital loaded, vernacular of the main characters ...
I understand. As I feel the same way about those who don't understand Peaky Blinders is blindingly good.
Got 3 hours to kill waiting for a connecting flight. Can’t be dealing with the riff raff in airport lounges, so I’ve got this rather swanky little ‘pod’ to relax in.
I’ve been up since 4am. Flight to Gatwick landed at 8:30am. Connecting flight isn’t until 4pm. ****ed if I’m waiting around in the airport until then with a four year old running around.
LIt was the second borns birthday on Wednesday, he's having a party tomorrow so having to tidy up so tip running today. Cars fully loaded, just waiting to palm the youngest off to nursery...
Kudos mate. It takes real effort and commitment to make HIAG look like the cool one but you've managed it with ease
I've spotted the error - the 4 year old. Enjoy. I'd have been lashed out of my face in Concorde lounge by now
Got a gout attack at the moment my knee has steadily doubled in size over the day and now hurts like a ****er.