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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Deleted 123456, Oct 19, 2017.

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Who should I bang?

Poll closed Oct 20, 2017.
  1. Libby's Leg

    27.3%
  2. Dick Tape Stew

    36.4%
  3. Hoddle is a Genital

    90.9%
  4. The Dull Bull

    36.4%
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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Imagine that eh?
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He can’t <laugh>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    <laugh> I remember when I was about 13 there was this little pamphlet that advertised various catalogues that came in the mail. Several of the catalogues had women in lingerie or other sexy poses on them. The pictures we're only an inch tall tops... Back then that served my needs for something to visualise... A pamphlet advertising catalogues with tiny pictures on it. <laugh>. But I could keep it because if anyone found it it looked innocent enough.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Same here. Kids these days have got porn on tap. When I was a lad, the slightly see through lingerie in the underwear section in the littlewoods catalogue was the best I could get my hands on <laugh>
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah... And see... The word "imagine" to me means "think about." Even today I still don't equate to seeing something in my mind. I certainly don't think I lack imagination, but I can't see things with a minds eye. The word has a little different meaning to me.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    It breaks my heart that young kids these days will never feel the excitement and bravado of finding a porno mag in the woods.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Never found one in the woods... Didn't get to see them until started college. Got a job in a bookstore. I would open up on weekends and be first one in.

    I would always be first one in... Always a little early to enjoy the magazines.

    Magazines that didn't sell we would have to rip the front cover off and send cover back to vendor as proof that it didn't sell. (I think we didn't pay of it didn't sell... and cheaper to just send covers rather than whole magazine). Supposed to throw the rest away. Sometimes a magazine might find it's way into my car instead of the bin.

    Actually going through a stack of porno magazines ripping the covers always felt awkward when there were customers around who probably had no idea I was doing what I was meant to be doing and not just browsing porn at work.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Village whore wants to bang everyone in the poll.
     
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  9. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Welsh slapper!

    Nah, I’m out!...
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Village slut. Do you have saggy smelly pissflaps?
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... that suave chat up line might work in Sunderland but probably not so good in the rest of the UK ...
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Dont know like, village bangbang may get all creamy by it.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No idea why people think this is me?
     
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