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  1. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    How can you tell when an Irish girl is on her period ? ... She only has one sock on .
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Most of the Surfers who get into trouble tend to get stuck in rips, and that comes down to lack of experience. But they are usually quite close to shore. The lifeguards or other surfers like myself tend to paddle over to them and talk to them about how to get themselves out of the rip.

    But you're right it's people with boats who cause the most problems. You don't need a licence to own and pilot a boat and lots of people get themselves into dangerous situations by not reading the weather, tides, conditions, or having the right equipment etc.

    To be fair though, most of the shouts from my local lifeboat station are for legitimate reasons, namely that vessels have broken down and are drifting towards rocks, or that there's been a medical emergency.
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Blowing a gale up here on the NE coast.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Shouldn’t have had that curry last night mate.
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    Just been to a Spa today.

    Deep tissue massage...just what I needed
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    Happy ending?
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    This was a legit Spa <laugh>

    Unfortunately
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Hate those. :emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Off to catch a flight early tomorrow morning. Well, two flights actually. First one is from Cornwall to London, second one from London to Gran Canaria. Looking forward to a short break in the sunshine. <ok>
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Cornwall to London ya lazy ****er <whistle>



    In seriousness have a good one mate <ok>
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah much easier to fly. Plus then I don't have to pay to leave the car at Gatwick.

    All the best fella. Keep these ****s in order whilst I'm away <ok>
     
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  12. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Nice place. Was there in May. The bugger's roads are better than ours!

    Bloody EU money! <whistle>
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Nice. Got any tips ? I'm hoping to get out and about and see some Volcanos and Geological points of interest etc. There's surf there too, so I've packed my wetsuit. Will probably just be splashing about in the shallows with my little one though.
     
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  14. Burly Hurley

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    Sorry mate. Can't really help you there.

    My mates got an apartment in Megan just behind the marina. It's got a roof terrace and my wife and I spent the whole week either on the roof or in the bars and restaurants on the marina.

    Lazy as ****, chilled break. Just what the doctor ordered!
     
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  15. Tobes

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    Plenty of gay men there, and dusty volcanic ****e. You'll love it :)
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Both sound good, without actually combining the two activities ....
     
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  17. Zanjinho

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    So, nine days short of six months and I've done everything bar kitchen and utility room. Having a break until the new year now...
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    New celebrity juice.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Kelly Brook. Hubba hubba hubba.
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You've earned that to be fair mate <ok>
     
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