Well if we're going down that route, I was in the same bar as Kylie once. I was sat out side the Cafe de Paris in Monaco and she got out of a taxi. In front of me!! It's a cliche but the first most obvious thing is she's very small. She's also naturally good looking, if not absolutely stunning. I made sure I went inside to have a couple pissses and check her out. Even had an additional pint at a tenner a pop to loiter a bit longer. She was with that feckless British model bloke, no idea what his name was.
Honestly, Pix, if my missus looked at you, two things would happen instantaneously: (1) you would cum in your keks, and (2) you would feel like an amoeba.
I know. Check my "edit" time. It matches your post time. In other words, I was already editing my spelling mistake just as you were jerking off.
Really? How do you know? How do you know anything about me, Stan? I know that you are a failed estate agent. Whereas, you know nothing about me. That is the control I exercise over you.
Actually, the shame is on you. I've just outed you as a tragic case, who sits in that cupboard under your mother's stairs, naked, desperately waiting for me to post so that you can jerk your tiny wiener with one had whilst furiously tapping out a stalking reply with the other.
