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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Everywhere most of the time really bro....usually I know why they grind on me though.

    Go on you must know...there must be a pattern of behaviour that irates you or usually I just don't like the look of a person because they come across, smug, too weak, smug....you'll know why they grind on you.

    Maybe remind you of someone or maybe it's one of them people who love small talk...I can't stand small talkers. Suppose all in all it depends on what annoys you....but you know inside somewhere.

    Just punch the bastard
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Yeah, I have a gobby bird I have to work with. I insult her on a regular basis to keep the ****er in line.
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    <applause>
     
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    I get that with some people just looking at them.

    Gove is a Classic example. That face is just begging for a slap!...
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> Gove has got a slappable face. So has Boris.

    Reckon Boris would swing for you though, whereas Gove would just go off crying to his mummy.
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    Wheres the plane gonna land?
     
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  8. Skylarker

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    Yes I've got one that's really ****ing bad. Worse than dealing with the vulnerable bad behaved kids. Seriously does my nut in, no one in our team likes her. The boss and her are mates out of work so we're all ****ed.

    Literally never come across someone this bad in all my working life. I can't even explain how bad to do it any justice.
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    First day back at at work today too. Can't wait till she turns up <steam>

    Luckily with my promotion I run a new house, but I still have to deal with the twat most days.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It's just the apprentice, he's just a 19yo kid but he's supposed to be switched on, he's not. I think he's just one of them lads who's never experienced anything. He types non-stop click click click tappy ****ing tap. His answer to everything is "I don't know".

    ****ing know something!!!
     
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  11. Tobes

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    If they grind on me excessively I **** them clean off.

    Plenty mildly irritate me though.
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    Get some of your boys to jump her

    Can be a humbling experience
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    He's 19.....of course he's experienced **** all..he's working in your office...he's not hustling da streetz fam...therefore that nigga ain't streetwize...he's gonna piss you off...get your boys to jump him....can be a great eye opener for the blind
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    The kids are all scared of her, and all hate her. They avoid the office like the plague when she's in. Totally goes against our whole ethos. ****ing annoys me, and how it gets dealt with ****ing annoys me too. Bosses mate etc.
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    Wid ye?
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    If it was a deal to get her to leave, yes.

    If not. No ****ing way.
     
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    In the sea.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Sweet. Hope you don't drown mate.

    I hear Roofy just passed his pilots licence.
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Actually I'm driving there from Vancouver. But you can fly there in a float plane, although it's expensive as **** as they are only small private charters. Might do a scenic flight when I'm there though, would be rude not to really.
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    So gal rings me up sobbing because she didn't get her third job she has applied for within her company...i ask her why are you upset

    'Because I don't like the rejection...who likes rejection, what am I doing wrong'

    'you think your entitled to the job? Why you crying? Be angry if anything!'

    'I'm going to be stuck working here all my life'

    'But why you crying?..I've had to apply for umpteen jobs to get a break so I don't get why you crying?'

    'I'm not comparing myself to you'

    'Yeah but me not getting a break umpteen times makes me think...so what...crack on when I hear you telling me about your latest rejection'

    Then she started to raise the tone a bit

    'Chill out....unless you rang me for sympathy?'

    She put phone down...what have I done now? I don't get it...meh...rolling a biff
     
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