Off Topic The Burly Arms

imagine if I didnt have a tele

Started young mate and non were "accidents" just how life goes sometimes

But they all with me, still, so must have done something right

 

Scatology.

Each to his own, eh?

 

Good job fella. God bless to you and yours

 

Thanks mate. They're truly a blessing. Although 2 of them are in trouble at the moment and keep giving me evils

 

yeah

I actually overheard a bloke telling another bloke how him and his Mrs bought a glass coffee table so he can watch her **** and vice versa.

I thought wtf?

 

Kustard

 

That was earlier this year. Bloke called Mick Fanning at Jeffrey's bay near Cape Town. It was live on the TV during a surf contest and Great White came up and checked him out and got tangled up in his leash.

Scary as **** !

 

Just what you wanna see as you are swimming about

 

I saw a Mako shark when I was surfing in Mauritania a few years ago. I thought my instinct would be to panic, but it just cruised by and carried on its way. My mate saw a Crocodile in the line up when he was surfing a rivermouth break in Costa Rica once. **** that ****. At least with a shark it's probably not going to attack you, with a Croc, you would be purposefully hunted down.

 

Ive sat on a crocodile

 

****s sake

How and why ?

 

It seemed a good idea at the time. Went to a crocodile show...

Think i must have been pissed.

 

Ive got a pic. I will rake it out.

 

Sounds like a bad idea to me. There's a video on t'interweb of some Crocodile show I think in Thailand, the Crocodile trainer (abuser) is putting his arm in the croc's mouth to impress the crowd, then the Croc bites and starts rolling him around. Gruesome.

 

Another mate of mine is from Durban in South Africa. He said that when he was a teenager he was out surfing with his mates, he was chatting to his mate and looking back towards the beach when he said that the colour drained from his mate's face and a look of horror descended. He turned around to see a Great White Shark turning in the wave behind them to head towards them. He said 'It was as wide a ****ing car'.

They both paddled like mad for the shore, and I said that they must have been ****ting themselves. He said to me (in that dry South African way) 'I knew I would be alright, because I'm a faster paddler than my mate, so the shark was going to chomp him first'

 

I've heard that.

Also a large Pyrex dish so they can **** on each other's face! Some weird ****ers out there man.

 

There you go.

It was at the same place.

 

Classic mate. Was that the same place where that trainer got his arm shredded ?

 

Aye. And another got his head snarred