What will be the next breaking news story from the circus at the SOL? Ellis Short orders a 12" pizza on the just eat app. Lee Cattermole and Didier N'Dong suspended for re-enacting Broke Back Mountain. Maggie Byrne leaks sex tape of Dick Advacado and some bloke named Stu
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"
We seem to be a breeding ground for International managers. Maybe that's why Moyes came here in the first place.