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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 10, 2017.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^^ delirium tremens
     
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  2. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0159-musicOooooooh goodbye to the port and brandy:emoticon-0159-music

    :emoticon-0169-dance
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Where the **** did you get that manky suit?

    Yer welcome.
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Ask her what lube she favours. Unless the answer is Mister B fist extreme, it's a fail.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I knew you are a burd and ye just proved it.
     
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  6. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Got a job interview , just after I got out of the army , amongst 40 others at a headlight factory . On the application it said " Last job " .. I put Canadian Armed Forces . Next question was " What was your job description " ... I put '' " Trained Killer " . Got the job too , apparently everyone in the offices had a pretty good laugh .. thankfully .
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Canadian trained killer :huh:

    Ya froggy surrender monkey.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 10, 2017
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Trained monkey mare like. Canadian armed forces <laugh>
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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  10. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Did you kill a rabbit ya?
     
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  11. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    You are an utter dullard aren't you?

    Are you not able to differentiate the parts of the OP? Firstly I asked what sort of questions I should ask, that is the first part, then I asked if anyone had ever been asked really daft stuff like what sort of animal you'd be. Two subjects Tobes, a hard concept for a keyboard wizard like you to comprehend I know but the gist was if I'd ever been asked a twat question like that saying that I considered myself to be a Sloth wouldn't go down well. So we are clear, I have never been asked what sort of animal I'd be at an interview.

    Feel free to reply with the usual 'broken' 'popped' 'kill yourself'. You crustie.
     
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  12. brb

    brb CR250

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    Tobes is a failure. Hates brexit, has family in France but refuses to go and live and work there, strange that.

    Maybe it is something to do with his ignored IT brilliance over in France. But his CV does make amusing reading.

    He certainly could do with your help, keep up with the good work Groves.

    Wait for it...

    Ps. Nearly forgot the classic line, must remember to go kill myself.
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Tobes is a failure. Hates brexit, has family in France but refuses to go and live and work there, strange that.

    <confused>
     
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    brb CR250

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    Didn't you know?

    His skills are really sought after in France :)
     
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    brb, Oct 11, 2017
  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Probably not so much in rural France imho
     
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    brb CR250

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    Didn't stop him trying though :)

    Just saying maybe Groves could help him with his interview skills.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> ooffftt. Kev saying Tobes got sent packing back to Blighty
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 11, 2017
  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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  20. Archers Road

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    Grandpa Donuts was busy rounding up Jews
     
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