Was talking with some boys on here in the rec room last night about stupid things you've done and thought I'd find out what the folk on here consider to be the worst/most idiotic thing they've done. Mine was probably telling the copper who lifted me for assault and racism "I ****ed your wife and she was ****e" because I was handcuffed at the time he pushed me hard in the back and I went flying into the grating on the meat wagon doors and cut my head to ****.
Pregnancy scare after shagging my ex's wee sister. Probably the worst week of my life. The ex was my first proper girlfriend and we were together over 4 years. After we split up we were still kinda on/off, met up for a shag every other week - until I bumped into her 18yr old sister in the town and ended up back at hers - the family home! Was like ****in Mission Impossible the next day tryin to get out of there without being seen, **** knows how I managed it. 3 weeks later, text message - "im late"..... My insides nearly fell oot ma arse.
When i was 16 i gave the boss the ****er sign when he told me to do something i didnt want to do. I should have been fired for that.
hurdled a wall with a 10 ft drop on the other side (i knew this, i was proving it in fact) tearing the cartilidge in my knee then doing the carn mor dearg arete onto nevis 2 days later. 10 years on its still ****ed and giving be pain switching off the electronic counter measures (bomb jamming equip) my land rover in iraq because it was interfering with my ipod speakers. trying to steal a polis hat. going to asda with no shoes or top on, following an old guy for 40 minutes because he wouldnt hi 5 me. pouring surgical spirits on my balls to prove that it wouldnt burn. telling the woman i'm about to marry that i was "thinking with my dick" via text message after the first time we got together. thats all i've got off the top of my head
THIS THIS THIS, Could have been me typing this. Answering back to my Corp when he was being a ****, I was made to pay for it.
Me and my mate taking about 25 E's each in 8 hours at T in the Park was a low point too. My mate passed out in the SLAM tent and ended up on a stretcher and I couldn't do a piss my cock kept just filling-up then the pish would sort of dribble out. I wandered about by myself in a stupor for a good while before someone I knew spotted me and took me back to the campsite. Never again, when we were taking them like Smarties in the morning we thought we were heroes, looking back I realise how much of a little **** I was in those days.
My one is probably climbing the wall of a mosque for no reason, falling off tearing ligaments in my ankle and all this being watched by the polis who rolled me into the back of the van. Walking home from a night out is another daft thing as I have to go through Chapeltown which isnt part of the UK anymore. Skinny dipping in Aiya Napa, then when the 2 night guards told me not to do that again or else I replied with, "RAM IT STAVROS." they chased me up the hill and were going to kick **** out of me, naked or not.
****in hate that. A did the exact same at titp 07. Was maself for hours ended up losin, every single thing i had on me. 40 pills, an 8th of ching, wallet with 200 quid in it, keys, and fone. When a snapped out of it a nearly started greetin. But a never a just got more pills and sparked a can
It was 06' I did it. I've still never lost anything at T (yet) that year my mate who got stretched away woke-up when they were taking him to the first aid tent and did a runner leaving his bag behind. He lost pretty much the same as you did, phone, ching and money. Luckily his car keys and pills were in his pocket.
When i was 19 a married women 10 years older than me offered me my jam role on a plate. She was sending me suggestive texts and i was tempted but i turned her down But looking back it was probably the wisest thing ive ever done as her husband would have snapped me in 2 plus its against the rules.
We wer total ****s when we wer 15. Used to go about smashin windies and runnin over cars, settin fires full a cider. Ended up gettin caught stealin hundreds a pounds worth a flowers n tannin school windies in the same day so the polis brought us aw doon to the polis station wae oor parents. They read oot every single incident (100s) that they believed we had done. Luckily ma maw wisny there or she wuda burst oot greetin. The copper knew us all cos he used to take the football aswell. He was pure diaspointed in us all 1 a ma mates got grounded for 6 months! Funny hing wis he gave his maw the stolen flowers for mothers day
It didn't help matters when I realised I had 2 smarties in my pocket when I got busted. Managed to neck them somehow. Interesting police interview.
I did something similar as a kid but it was the planters the town had bought for the cruise liners coming in. Me and some mates ripped all the flowers and dirt out all the way up the High St at night and there was mess everywhere, Police busted us. Another time my mate scratched "**** OFF" in the pew in the church and we both got blamed. Never seen someone look as disgusted as his mum did with him. I did **** all that time but still took some of the rap for it, wasn't happy.
