Off Topic The Burly Arms

No need to despise it, just don't play it!

I can't stand playing in the rain but I can't stand the BBC even more for getting the forecast miles off the truth every ****ing week.

Currently wondering where the **** the weekend went.

 

Cheers Joe .... how's it going?

 

Laughing at SSN yellow strip... Sadio Mane nominated for Ballon D'or.

I assume there has to be some sort of African nominee and he is it, otherwise that is beyond ridiculous.

The only award that kid should be nominated for is the world's biggest forehead award.

 

astro will be ****ing himself blind.

 

That must be what happened to the selection panel too.

 

When you do something and it gets out of control and you instantly regret it!

 

Looks horrible actually!

 

Did you shave your cat?

 

His bollocks and back hair by the looks of it.

 

Messed your beard up?

Oh dear

 

Beard gone. Down to stubble, will have to grow the ****er back.

Had it where I like it too, very nautical!

 

Will have to pack the coffee churn and funnel away for a bit now as well.

 

Just about to leave for a night shift which I really ain't in the mood for

Might even start a provocative thread on the Cardiff/Swans board if this score stays the same.

 

Irish hanging on a bit at the end here.

 

Currently been exercising using the Minnesota snowplough method.

 

Is that where you come from behind ?

 

Haha I see you’ve played! But she has to acquire the red chin.

 

The gaffer at work has said I can take his Mulsanne to the NEC tomorrow to meet a few folk at a show.

To rag the whip or not to rag the whip, that is the question.

 

I had to Google what that was, my car is a Hyundai i20. The car you mention is more a small bus.

 

It's a lush car. Last time he told me I could use it he brought me a 730d though so I'm not holding my breath.