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  1. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Just jumped from the A-train, my dawgs. Dizzled 28 biznuts, 55 fun beans, half a pound of whiz biz, and conched out a dozen dross broads.

    Back to the sun tasks for me: dizzling my zizzle bizzle, and laying down stinky sub beats for Lil Gerbil.

    Badizzle!
     
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    What did your daughters get up to, Bib?
     
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  3. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Same as yours, flapjack roots: they zizzled Donny D's dark pole till sun smiles, then did sum Mr Muscle on yo oven.

    Shadazo, my digger doon.
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Just arrived at Buchanan street everybody, ate 28 jaffa cakes, a packet of roast Ox crisps and half a pound of dolly mixtures. The usual assortment of middle aged fluff, clad in grey serge were on the train and now it's a full day of slopping out the loos, paying particular attention to under the seats at the slug and lettuce.
     
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  5. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Damn, pom pom, yo is scratching down Skid Street for so long. Try flipping sum moondust with the coochies. Yo is gonna dip and burn in short mins.

    Now go zizzle me sum gizzle beeds.
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Yes! I've done a fair bit of FizWiz in my time.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  8. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Yo is my kind of flim flamming hot wing. We need to collaborate on some scooching tail pipe beatz before moon jazz 7. Meet me on the A train at Jizzle Central. I be the figster in the green jackers and flannel roger creepers.

    Badowie!
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I'll never get to Jizzle central by moon jazz 7, even if I left right nizzle.
     
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  10. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Damn, gene bean, those catz have flown the B Block
    No sweat tips, pombear, I get Lil Donny to pick yo ass up in the super fly dream weazel on the first sun smile. Just bring sum coochies and diggle lollies for yo new daddy. We be laying down shizzle beatz off a ragga bomb in psycho mins.

    Boom boo boom boo!
     
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  11. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    :emoticon-0159-musicOH LET ME SNIFF YOUR DAUGHTERS' COTTON PANTIES:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  12. B-C

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    Pics and stfu.
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Noel Gallagher's new tune is a doozy

    :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  14. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Haven't heard it yet. Hope this helps.
     
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  15. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Yo flan face, why not fedex me some of yo mama's shizzle dizzlers so I can rock some jam in the custard crease? You dig?

    Now go zizzle some gizzle!
     
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    No.
     
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  17. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    :afro:

    Imo
     
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  18. bayernkenny

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    Cannae be f**k*d waiting for next weekend's thread. That's me off the wagon (last drink Sunday 9th July); just had a tumbler of Old Grandad and Irn Bru with plenty of ice for my brekky. Soon off to Turnhouse 'Flughafen' where I shall lubricate the old bones, joints and organs with Kentucky and Tennessee's finest. Koblenz/Koln - here comes Auld Reekie's poshest pervert; lock up your Grannies, Mas, Sisters and Daughters!

    Toff 1.jpg
     
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  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    ^^ best fighter on here ^^

    Jew Jitsu iirc.
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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