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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I seem to remember that we share a birthday. Mine is Sunday. Out for a posh meal with the nearest and dearest. Was hoping for a cheeky little surf afterwards but did my back in yesterday. Another year older to remind me of my creaking body ...
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It was a sympathy like you **** <laugh>

    Hope somebody batters the little ****er that robbed you.
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Off to play golf.

    It's raining.
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Should ****ing hope so mate <laugh> If not you need to hit some DMT again to rediscover your spiritual side <cheers>

    But yeah ****ing nightmare mate... I was smoking a *** and he asked me for one, and literally as I put my spare hand in my pocket he grabbed me and held the blade to my throat. At first I literally froze for what felt like 30 seconds but was probably around 10... but then I started thinking logically knowing I had 40 quid separate to the 1-er in my wallet. No way was the **** getting my phone though.

    Years ago I would have probably fronted it... but sensible these days and I know that crack & heroin addicts are unpredictable as **** especially when they're craving a hit, happy to lose the 40 quid rather than take the risk of winding them up.

    Got too much to lose these days.

    Still well pissed off about it though, I know I'll likely bump into him again too as he's blatantly begging round town all the time... next time I won't be alone or in a side street and I'll hurt the **** <ok>
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I genuinely despise golf.

    But even so I'm still envious 'cos as much as I hate it, I'd rather be doing that than sitting at work with no sleep skatty as **** <laugh>

    Enjoy fella <ok>
     
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    Sensible.

    There's no point arguing with a knife at your throat. Trouble is too many people think 'I'm macho man, I'll take that knife and shove it up your ass!' Problem is, macho man very often turns into 'dead person'

    I know you want to see the **** again, I would too! But maybe best to go to the old bill. He might actually kill some poor **** if he's still around and desperate.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Little ****er. I've had a knife held to my throat before too, not a pleasant experience. Got of a bus in New Cross and me and my mate got jumped by 5-6 yoot of colour with their faces covered. Little ****s were probably only about 15 years old too. Fortunately at the time I was as skint as **** so all they got was a pack of marlboro lights and around £5. Part of me wanted to batter the **** out of them, but when you've got a blade against your throat, you just do what's needed to get out of the situation.

    Hope you see the little robbing weasel again and give him slap.
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Agree about some people thinking that they're 'macho man' and that they won't hand anything over, I was like it myself from the ages of about 14-19 but as you age you get wiser and realise it's not worth the risk, espescially with people that are addicted to light and dark as they're so desperate and unpredictable. I did flat out refuse to hand over my phone though, as it's got pictures of my Son which I can't get back... made me realise I need to back those up though <ok>

    As for contacting the old bill, there's literally no point. They're so understaffed that it won't get followed up and even if they did and miraculously found him it's still a my word against his scenario... Like I say I was on route on to pick up some flake so was on a side road with no cameras.

    Plus, a description of "black male in his 30s-40s with an obvious hard drug problem, accompanied by a female with scabs on her face who's blantly on the game" doesn't exactly narrow it down too much in Southampton <laugh>

    He'll get his justice anyway, if not from me then at some point he'll try robbing some big time dealer and get ****ed over... as pissed off as I am about it I still kinda feel sorry for the guy as I do anyone with an addiction to that sort of ****... maybe I'm going soft <yikes>
     
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  9. Tobes

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    This ^

    You'll probably catch hepatitis if you give the **** a good leathering, the filthy skank rat.

    Go to the filth and tell them what happened and they'll lift him, they'll probably even find the offence on CCTV, and you get the scrawny little **** off the streets
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Supposed to be working today, but I've done my back in so I'll be moping around the house groaning like an old man.
    There's not even any football on keep me occupied today <wah>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    We do indeed ... <ok>
     
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    Clearing out my garage today, which is huge and completely full of ****e - rock and roll <doh>
     
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    I bet HIAG has got a bigger garage than you.
     
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    Undoubtedly mate <laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Are you putting an office in there? I know a good sign maker.
     
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    Funnily enough it's full of the contents of my old office that I had refurbed months ago and couldn't be arsed shifting the gear. I keep loading the car and sending her to the tip, as the old pervs at the dump will empty the car for her, whereas I'll have to clambour up steps with rolls of carpet and ****. :)
     
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    Hope you're ok !
     
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  19. Stan

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    We had a forum first today. A forum member was put on someone else's ignore list because they changed their username.

    That was the only reason given.

    It was not606 gold <laugh>
     
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    1. I'm Bri and 2. wrestling is only tragic if you think it's real and 3. You should have smashed the bridge of that crackhead's nose right across his face. ;)
     
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