Lyrical Lingo

Burd fae the Cardigans was nice but the burd fae St Etienne was better (although she's probably aged badly).

@GroveRanger to confirm - especially if he can find a picture of her with young daughters.

 

Cardigan's bird aged better though a brush with cancer kept her slimmer

 

skeeny desperate for friends lol, skeeny + kev in ***** ring together, skeeny held down 10 yr old boy + penetrated him, NUKE GC NOW, skeeny is a stinking ******, skeeny has a teeny weeny, no14 with cheese = tongue ting tongs ricebox, ting tong claimed DLA for slanted vaj, ting tong shat noodles as si gobbled father in law, si noshed ting tongs pixels

 

^^^ has Tramp Stamp ^^^

 

@Odious Turd

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.^^^^ has a tramp with a tramp stamp

 

Yo Shizzle Dizzles
How's it hangin' on the GC grid?
Sorry I ain't been on here for a while. Last night I guzzled a dozen fun beans and ten biznuts and soon found myself down with Alice.
Anyway, let me know who wants to hoochie cooch with the Skeenster. I'm riding the A train with a couple of hot dang moose tails.
Badizzle!

 

More lyrical landfill from the renegade bean burger -

Holy Moses, my bag of balls is in flames
Too much time, servicing the dames
Grab me the sudo, and crem my spuds
I need to get hanging, on the grid with my bloods
Swinging and a dinging, donging and a doo
Tinging and a tonging, doodle doodle doo
Back to the crib, for noshing on the beans
Hanging out till moontime, with the one and only Skeens

Wowbadingo, that was a real shabango badanga!

 

#nuke gc now

 

Hold fire, Hot Diggedy Dawg. Cease throwing down the doom donuts. We can soon get this party on the upward zoom highway. Me and you just need to co-op till moon time.

Grizzle badizzle!

 

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^^^ Keep your jazz vids to yo-self, Pizzler dizzler.

 

Today's lyrical hoop is in honour of my dawg on ice, Digger the Snizzle Dizzle -

I ain't no cosmic *****
Taking yo bull by the horn
I'm a dizzle dawg digger
With chocolate litter for porn

Yo is frog spawning dry
Looking for a hoe in the bush
No, me is the one to sizzle
I'll put the grey beans in yo mush

A-hole deep and no lies to spring
Meet at moon dance for biology clock
Take no chance with rubber coat
I'll give you the electric shock cock

Turn to rust my metal *****
No beans left in yo tank
Go oil yo nasty piece
I'm off to spin yo crank

Shizzle ma dizzle, boiz! That was some humming bang bangz.

 

Didn't read lol

 

I think he wants to bum you.

 

I will crack yo ringabell in half, cup cock. Yo is fizzling my dizzling, and that's a negative cool, dawg.

Now give me some smile beans and I'll stamp yo ticket for the A train.

Sheez badeez!

 

#op pissed in daughter's minge as dev gazed

 

Yo diggedy doo, you is heading for the slam jam with those crackerbread mouth beads. My gridsters gonna do time on you ass if yo don't pull up some sundancing moves before moon hour. You shizzle my dizzle, blud?

Shazammo!