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The Weekend

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 6, 2017.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Only because it is Friday and nobody else has started one yet.

    Me - Clearing up in the garden ready for winter. Baking. Pissing about on my guitar.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Going to match tonight,hangover tomorrow so no golf and for my penance dragged around the shops for a new floor etc
     
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    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Just one more 'dry' weekend to suffer before I go on the lash in Nordrhein-Westfalen!

    LCP3.jpg
     
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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Will go for a haircut after work (half day Fridays for this jovial crippled ****), then off to see one of the birds and go to the comedy festival over the weekend.

    Plain sailing. Will also try and get hold of which ward Ciaran is in after his recent kneecapping.

    FGAU
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Will most likely stare at my big black wife's massive arse, then probably have a BBQ.

    edit: wrong account lads
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Any golf these days?I'd like to see more pics of that club and the lavish spread.
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Off to Rochester to visit friends tomorrow, going to buy a fancy telly in the morning beforehand. Few cheap pints near mine tonight and doing ****all on Sunday, spliffs and pizza as per.

    Living the dream <cool>
     
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  8. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Mind your own business, you intrusive fenian bastard.
     
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  9. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Golf? Just kill yourself.
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    ^^^hates fit and athletic types
     
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  11. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    People who don't play golf are either too poor, too bent, or both.
     
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  12. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Golf is for middle-aged ****s whose best years are behind them and are just waiting for death.

    It's not for young guys like me.
     
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    20171006_110114.jpg

    This was stuck to my window this morning troops.

    Thoughts?

    How can I improve my interview skills?
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    :cheesy:
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    **** only knows. Probably lounging around scratching my arse.
     
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  17. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    ^^^^^ Dev has worms.
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Offer a foot massage and ask Mick if he's read any books <ok>

    PS: Don't mention his bald ginger deformed head and his weight problems
     
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  19. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Mick's shoe is now a visitor attraction in Kyoto, Japan.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Friday, Saturday will be sat in front of my Orange alter praying to Saint Billy of the Boyne that Celtic fenian lite are defeated on Sunday so that wee ginger pape gets telt to get to **** and take the rest of those useless tarrier bastards with him.

    Sunday I'll be cheering on Slovalenska or whoever the **** this Catholic cabal of a nation is playing.

    God save the queen.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Oct 6, 2017
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