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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    @FedLadSonOfAnfield

    I've read back. Bin her and move on.

    Some inspirational words for you to consider for the next one.


    We done our thing
    We have evolved
    We're up on our hind legs
    The problem solved
    We are artists
    We are mathematicians
    Some of us hold extremely high positions
    But we are tired
    We're hardly breathing
    And we're free
    Go tell the women that we're leaving

    We're sick and tired
    Of all this self-serving grieving
    All we wanted was a little consensual rape in the afternoon
    And maybe a bit more in the evening
    We are scientists
    We do genetics
    We leave religion
    To the psychos and fanatics
    But we are tired
    We got nothing to believe in
    We are lost
    Go tell the women that we're leaving

    We done our thing
    We're hip to the sound
    Of six billion people
    Going down
    We are magicians
    We are deceiving
    We are free and we're lost
    Go tell the women that we're leaving
     
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  2. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Those Emoji's means she is pregnant. May I be the first to congratulate you on becoming a father.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Dribbles jokes are getting insane, he's just making them up now. Throwing words at a page and not even considering if they make sense.
     
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  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    ooh grinderman is good

    feeling good today after bit of hemming and hawing yesterday ,,, just over it man. done

    i'll let her figure it out <ok>
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    yeeeeah never go on that thread, it's like the ramblings of a savant and screws with your head
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah very good, hope he's does a new album after they finish the Bad Seeds tour.
     
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  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    last bad seeds album was wicked, ****ing sad as **** but wicked
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I ****ing love it, I sit there wondering if it's me and that I don't understand. He could be a genius.
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Imo that opportunity one now. There is no onus on you to maintain a charade to make her happy on her holiday with another man.

    Ignore all texts and let him deal with the tears.

    Harsh?
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    he's one of the best lyricists around

    not hard when 99% of what gets put into song lyrics is utter ****e but even against the good stuff he's up there
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    The film is the best and worst film I've ever seen. I ****ing cried, and I don't cry ever.
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Funnily I was just thinking the same thing yesterday.

    If only I had the wit to understand this....
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    still need to see that actually, thanks for the reminder
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    He's my favourite artist of all time mate. The guy is amazing.
     
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  15. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    'I don't believe in an interventionist god' that's one of the best opening lines in a song for sure
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Nah probably the best thing to leave it alone

    I drafted a last message yesterday but don't think I'll send it having slept on it said most of what's in it when I saw her

    Them's the breaks lads
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    This one lad, this one

     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Careful mate, your mrs might read that <whistle>
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

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    <laugh> she might actually... But if she did I hope the tone was joking enough that she would know it was a joke.
     
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