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Because we are not fat enough already

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 5, 2017.

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  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    * hoped

    We all did to be honest.
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Amen, brother.
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Whoa there Binky, Denny's cater for Vegetarians like you now, just click on their link and look for the "Utter C.unt Menu"
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Excuse me. I'm a vegan
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    No need to apologize.
     
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    GroveRanger, Oct 5, 2017
  7. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Do they serve quinoa pizzas?
     
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    They may well do them off-menu but you'd have to check the 'specials' board. Right at home there I reckon.
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You're on fire today. Did you watch some Mrs Brown's Boys for inspiration last night?
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Quorn
     
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  12. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    If the tags are to be believed.
     
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I don't watch Mrs Brown's Boys. I have no idea why a tranny-granny is meant to be so hilarious.

    On a similar vein, what on earth is it about Drag Queens that is meant to be so funny? "Oh look at that man wearing women's clothes with tribal war paint for make up singing "I will survive", laugh? I nearly shat"
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :huh:
     
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  15. Toby

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    You'd rather shag her than Beyonce, life choices, eh?
     
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  16. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Just so we are clear it is a him not a her. As I am not a buftie I wouldn't shag Mrs Brown because he is a man and I don't find Beyoncé at all attractive either. I appreciate others find her stunning but she doesn't appeal to me. I don't understand why you can't get your head around the fact that black women don't do it for me. Your Chess Grandmaster brain should be able to process that nugget of information.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    She's in the illuminati
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I prefer my Archie bickering :(
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Only a racist wouldn't pump a coon.
     
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