Strange things you type into the internet.

Keep it clean ok.

So I just typed something into a search engine and was wondering if any of you odd balls do the same?

It might just be me but if I see something and it sparks a thought I type it in.

So my latest is.

Does a Toucan bite hurt?

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It was hungry not angry, you soppy mare.

 

Last google search was 'Do Snails lay their eggs through their necks ?' Turns out they do. They also **** out of their necks too.

 

Bizzare.

 

My four year old daughter is fascinated with snails and slugs at the moment. So naturally we had to find out how they reproduce, lay their eggs, ****, sleep etc.

 

In work (school) we have a giant African land snail which I look after. They are hermaphrodite and they have a white thing on the side of their heads which pops out when aroused. It's called a love dart. We used to have 2 and they are horny buggers.

EDIT: Uninteresting fact - When a snail is moving on a transparent surface like glass, if you look underneath (called it's foot) and see the muscles forming a sort of wave motion, this is called galloping.

 

I had a hermaphrodite on my show once. He/she was a horny bugger as well. I wasn't sure where to stick it.

 

Don't you normally stick your guests in a chair?

 

What do you call a snail with no neck?


No eggs? No ****.

 

Woy?

 

"The Sensible Party" and this is what you get. Madness!

http://www.thesensibleparty.org.uk/page5.html

 

Not so much type into google but my son keeps on doing that ****ed up thing where he says 'dad watch this vid' then sticks it in my face and its of some bloke caught in an industrial machine getting ripped to shreds...I'm like

'why the **** do you think I like watching this ****?'

'Just, thought you might like it'

'Why would I like it? I don't like **** like that!'

'Ok'

2 days later...same **** I'm chilling and he sticks a video in my face of someone breaking his arm at the elbow whilst having an arm wrestle.

Kids are ****ers nowadays

 

Might wanna take the ipad off him fella, you got a serial killer on your hands.

 

Nah, all the kids go through that crap these days, we learned our **** on the street.

 

What exactly did we learn on "the street"? Are you on about watching Corrie with your parents?

 

When my son isn't allowed to play Overwatch or FIFA he watches other people on the internet playing/talking about Overwatch and FIFA.

 

He's 20 years older than us.

 

I've witnessed this phenomenon too

 

What it looks like when someone is caught in an industrial machine, getting torn to shreds

 

I’ve seen industrial injuries of such nature yes.