Off Topic Scummy england.

People driving about blasting the new monkey

 

I did some of my ex's sleeve. Whenever she looks at it for the rest of her life she'll see me.

 

I love tatts. But ha'way. Get a grip.

And they get some ****e

 

People who walk two a breast on narrow pavements making no attempt to move.

 

Bigger fool her for letting you loose on her with a tattoo gun

 

The film harry brown explains a lot

 

Don't mind the odd one, but when they've got more tats then their blokes it doesn't look right to me

 

Lost me there.

 

She didn't have to ask twice. Well aye, i'm completely unstable, I'll tattoo you

 

Rave music

 

Ha. You wanna see some off the trollops at my place.

Fat ugly tattooed mooses

 

I'll give that a watch, ta fella

 

Like the old blue monkey in sunderland?

 

Michael Caine. Drugs. Old people getting abused. Revenge.

A must.

 

Like this

 

The mis use of the word literally.

"That was so funny I literally pissed myself!"

you pissed yourself? Dirty ****.

"Well obviously I didn't actually piss myself"

Then why did you say you did?

 

Haha

Take them to your next meet up with, Billy. He'll be in his element.

 

People who start sentences with the word 'Basically'

 

Lack of locks on pub toilets. Haway man, bit of privacy when when I'm sniffing me Chang if you don't mind.

 

Class