Where is Royston Vasey?

Your jackets could certainly do with cremating

 

Ffs that Blue suit of yours has more creases than

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We had a BBQ to celebrate.
The Tories owe me £1.80. My copy of private eye arrived today but it was a waste of money. Nothing in it will be as funny as Mother Theresas keynote relaunch speech of today.

 

Sorry. I couldnt resist...

 

Not a mass murderer, or similar.

The dead on this occasion did not deserve the ill being spoken of her.

 

You mean your local food bank provides for barbecues?

 

This has got mileage!

 

Elfs you are not a stupid man so thats classic irony. 10/10

 

Nah, we just toast a Tory.

 

Where have I spoken ill of the dead?

 

You will find hundreds of thousands in Yorkshire. They are not all bitterly reminiscing about an industry that cost a £15 subsidy for every ounce of dirty coal, like you.

 

I never suggested you did.
Praise of the dead witch was you being ironic?,
oh god, you are being serious.

 

Then there are those that wont forgive her for arranging a war just so she could win an election.

 

“When @chippy / glory were a lad he didn’t go to school...them wicked Tories sent him up chimney for 2 and nine pence “

 

And still taller than me.......................

 

And cleaner than Royston.

 

When you are going to stop blaming a political party for all your ills in life ?

It’s your life - make the best of it. Stop blaming others who have done better than you.

 

He's f***** you there Mr van Gerwen!

 

Maggie contributed to me being mortgage free.