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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    <bandit>
     
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    Tina., Oct 3, 2017
  2. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Also, fix your youngest son's closet, thing's falling to bits since your eldest came out it.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    You’re a dick. And to think I named my eldest after you too.
     
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    Tina., Oct 3, 2017
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Is ciaran still alive??

    Edit: last seen today at 16:11 on whatsapp
     
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    Toley Fart, Oct 3, 2017
  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    He's online now actually.
     
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    Toley Fart, Oct 3, 2017

  7. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    You fenianized a staunch name like Barrie.

    Bac réilghb siógh hardly rolls off the tongue <doh>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dick?
     
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  9. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I was wanting to call our son Londonbarrie but Julie pulled rank (cow).
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  11. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Here, it was topper, but another bird I'm riding found me tagged in an instagram photo with the bird I was with after I'd told her I was away with my mate.

    So, aye, putting out fires, Trevor, but as a Staunch LYT Army Council Volunteer, it shouldn't be too much problem. Just tell her I have cancer.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You lie, you lying liar.
     
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    I'm gathering some tat for this Saturday's boot sale bonanza in Bournemouth. I love a good BS, me.

    Bozzer (my best mate off the grid) and I always compete to find the worst item on sale. Last week, in Chichester, the winning dross was an old pair of flip-flops that actually had toe and heel grooves worn into them. The old banger selling them wanted 50p. I said, 'Chuck in a couple of used corn pads and it's a deal.' She said, 'Come and get them yourself,' before pulling her skirts up to reveal a pair of unsightly trotters.

    Other than that, I'll be chilling with my gridsters. We like to hang loose for the noon to dusk period, then party baboon-style till cornflake o'clock.
     
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    Fridge Magnet, Oct 3, 2017
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^ arsehole
     
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  16. Tina.

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    Succinctly put :laugh:
     
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  17. Fridge Magnet

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    Hey, toots. We can be chum chowder if you adopt a more cosmic attitude. Look up to the stars and be chilled.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Thanks, doll :grin:
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** off. You talk like a teenage Toby.
     
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