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Who likes Country music

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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Someone took the phrase "Let's go shoot some Craps" way too seriously.

     
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

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    Quite like Lucinda Williams, thanks for asking.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    Place your bets. place your bets........

    Mad Arab - 9/11
    Mad ex-soldier - 2/1
    Mad ex-police officer - 10/1
    Mad ex-croupier - 33/1
    Alan Curbishley - 500/1

    As for the OP, I am not a great fan of Country (or Country & Western) music but I do like a bit of American Folk music.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hate country music but am partial to Bluegrass. True story.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 2, 2017
  5. Strange Nipples ST

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    ^^^

    Bigot.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How can I be a bigot when I hate every ****?
     
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  7. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Quite fancy some of the auld bints that dress up like Jane Russell in 'The Paleface' at the Country Music Awards!
     
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    bayernkenny, Oct 2, 2017
  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Mad darkie iirc
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

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    Alan Curbishley <laugh>
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

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    Police are now searching for a woman, Marilou Danley, an Asian woman approximately 4ft 11in, who was the roommate of the shooter and who had been travelling with him.
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    20 odd deid awready :(

    Thoughts and prayers with families
     
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  12. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Some of the comments on here are pure gold, but they go by so quickly.



    Black weaves matter!

    One guy keeps typing kill over and over
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    25 Funniest Country Music Song Titles
    1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.

    2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.

    3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

    4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl,
    But It Don't Run So We're Even.

    5. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).

    6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

    7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.

    8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away.

    9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

    10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

    12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

    13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

    14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here.

    15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You.

    16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

    17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.

    18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

    19. Please Bypass My Heart.

    20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.

    21. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat.

    22. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

    23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

    24. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

    25. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman,
    But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.

    Original author unknown
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Oct 2, 2017
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  15. Toley Fart

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    Did Julie Lochrie pen number 22 by any chance?
     
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    Toley Fart, Oct 2, 2017
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  17. pompeymeowth

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    They've cornered her!

     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Would be much better with the Benny Hill theme playing.
     
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  19. pompeymeowth

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    You read the notes as well?

     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    False Flag .
    Ban assault rifles
     
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