Please Join me, it is the church of Newcastle United FC and our messiah is Alan Pardew. We also have 9 Side-Gods, Cheick Tiote, Shola Ameobi, Timothy Krul, Fabricio Collocinni, Steven Taylor, Yohan Cabaye, Gabriel Obertan, Jonas Guttierez and now the newest inductee Ryan Taylor! Join me in thay Prayer, Though Struck thee ball with Venom, and smashed thayy Mackem Net, Amen!
I'm not sure about your side gods... Slowbertan and Tiote were awful today... Simmo and Joey were class!