Probably mixes it with bleach and passes out in a bus shelter hoping to be gangbanged by the local mincers walking club.
We've always had these type of players, the type opposition supporters mock yet continually help us win trophies. Fellaini follows the likes of Park, O'Shea and Phil Neville. They all won shed loads and Fellaini will do likewise. I wouldn't pick any in a preferred 1st eleven but they'll all work their bollocks off for the cause.
Ah, sorry. I must have imagined it, given you find it so funny. For definite it was dream that Fellaini has an FA cup, league cup and europa league medal, not sure if I dreamt all the league titles and champions leagues the others helped win. I guess I must have.