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£35 Million will buy you...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DHCanary, Jan 31, 2011.

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  1. DHCanary

    DHCanary Very Well-Known Member
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    £35 million will pay for:

    27.24 million litres of petrol

    17.5 million pints in a student union bar

    46666 Prosthetic Legs

    11667 Breasts enlarged

    11128 years of university tuition

    87.5 Grant Holts (NCFC)

    29 Bugatti Veyrons – with enough left over for Petrol

    8 F1 cars

    1 Andy Carroll

    Half the London Eye

    Add your own!
     
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    DHCanary, Jan 31, 2011
  2. Mick

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    70 million cans of Tesco value beans.
     
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    Mick, Jan 31, 2011
  3. ScotlandFanMuir

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    Rangers Football Club <yikes>
     
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  4. John Smith

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    Everyone in the country a bag of watsits.
     
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  5. DHCanary

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    I've only just noticed - thats an odd number of breast enlargements. Theres going to be a wonky looking lady somewhere...
     
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    DHCanary, Jan 31, 2011
  6. John Smith

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    <laugh> Was thinking about a masectomy joke then but thought better of it...

    Made me feel like a right tit.
     
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    John Smith, Jan 31, 2011
  7. DHCanary

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    As opposed to a left one?
     
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    DHCanary, Jan 31, 2011
  8. John Smith

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    Honk-Ho... Oh.
     
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  9. St-Louis Tiger

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    7 Jimmy Bullards

    <doh>
     
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  10. King_Kenny

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    7/10 of a whining spaniard


    or

    50,000 64GB Ipads
     
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    King_Kenny, Feb 1, 2011

  11. Ryan-R-An-Addick

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    Almost 4 and a half Van Der Vaarts
     
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    Ryan-R-An-Addick, Feb 1, 2011
  12. EDGE

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    35 million shots of Nevilles ringpiece.
     
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    EDGE, Feb 1, 2011
  13. Neville Bartos

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    0.0014 Gulf of mexico oil disasters
     
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    Neville Bartos, Feb 1, 2011
  14. Bozz

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    If we'd have still had Woy that what the money would have gone on for his 80's 4th division tactics
     
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    Bozz, Feb 1, 2011
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    My god, what has happened to this forum?
     
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    A long weekend with a high class hooker.<devil>
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 1, 2011
  17. ShelfSideSpur

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    The poundstretcher empire
     
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    ShelfSideSpur, Feb 1, 2011
  18. BolloBollo

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    ... a weeks tuition from Charlie Sheen!
     
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    BolloBollo, Feb 1, 2011
  19. ShelfSideSpur

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    ... a weekend's coke binge with Charlie Sheen ;)
     
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    ShelfSideSpur, Feb 1, 2011
  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ShelfSideSpur, that would have been funnier if you hadn't just copied what Bollo said!
     
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    monacoger, Feb 1, 2011
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