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Off Topic Sherlock Dorts and the hunt for the Fake Fredor

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Jesus wept these mods are a disgrace. The vote was clear. Dangerous road they've gone down - I'll be doing my leaving thread in the morning after my contenential breakfast.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Smoked salmon?
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Dont forget the slander and compulsary ****y video.
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    A poem would be nice.

    :)
     
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  5. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Where is Inspector Dorty?

    Has he fallen asleep reading Fredor's back catalogue, or gone cross-eyed looking for full stops...........................
    Some Might Say, That's Entertainment, but, will Dorts still be of sane mind.
    The investigation seems to have got off to a good Start, but, time will tell if the case is broken tonight by the Midnight Hour.

    Meanwhile, the Chief Suspects are running amok In a Strange Town, denying their guilt.
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Or a confession.
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
    The Chief Suspect....so named by you <whistle>seems to have bolted. I'll be back on the case tomorrow, I expect to be able to name our man in the next few days :police:
     
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  8. Commachio

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    Bolted. Like a horse getting punched?
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Not that old nag story again <grr>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Currently on the vodka and orange...a screwdriver. Lovely.
     
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  11. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    To Be Someone 'like Fredor' must be a wonderful thing. <steam>
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Mind my chief suspect is not who I thought it would be. I'm somewhat surprised.
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    Being serious, I have no idea whatsoever.....
    But it's probable, if Fredor is a fake, that the alter-ego would have joined beforehand.
    Or would he or she?
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Hopefully thats the murder weapon.

    Stab the **** repeatedly..
     
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    "in the next few days"

    Is that an aboriginal name, Porn?
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Have you checked? <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Slower than the Maddie case this ****er.

    Is Dorty also fleecing the publics money and suning it up in Portugal?

    Typical lazy DCI.
     
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    He's ran out of leads so he's doing a TV interview today urging people to come forward
     
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