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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Sep 21, 2017.

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That joke failed to excel. It's Outlook is bad
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 28, 2017
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  2. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    You'll have to complain to the publisher. If you can access them.

    Sorry.
     
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    DerekTheMole, Sep 29, 2017
  3. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    All these jokes are One note.
     
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  4. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    They give this thread the Edge.
     
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    DerekTheMole, Sep 29, 2017
  5. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I disagree, I think this thread needs to be thrown out of the Windows 2000 Millenium Edition.......

    Ok I am scraping now
     
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    Bodinki, Sep 29, 2017
  6. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    OK I think you've made your PowerPoint.
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    What a bunch of DOS sers. <whistle>
     
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  8. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    #468
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  9. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    #469
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  10. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    <whistle> Don't know what you mean <whistle>
     
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    DerekTheMole, Sep 29, 2017
  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What have I done?
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Sheep worrying?
     
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  13. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    The Catholic Church has agreed condoms can be used in certain situations. For example, when the alter boy has diahorrea.
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Sep 29, 2017
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    Ever see a priest help an alter boy put on his coat , the priest has one of the kid's sleeves tucked into the front of his pants .
     
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    seabreeze, Sep 29, 2017
  15. Milk not bear jizz

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    #475
    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 30, 2017
  16. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Did I already do my Alzheimer's joke?
     
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    DerekTheMole, Oct 4, 2017
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I can't remember either.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Theresa May did a speech ...
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    There was a young lady from Leeds
    Who swallowed a packet of seeds
    In under an hour
    Her tits were in flower
    And her arse was covered in weeds
     
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    FosseFilberto, Oct 4, 2017
  20. Burly Hurley

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    <laugh> not yet, you were talking about shagging a camel, so finish that story first.
     
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    Burly Hurley, Oct 8, 2017
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