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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Missed this one yesterday

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    The Playboy founder died peacefully at this home surrounded by his loved ones. The 91-year-old has had declining health in the last year and has not been seen in public for some time. A rep for Playboy Enterprises told People: Hugh M. Hefner, the American icon who in 1953 introduced the world to Playboy magazine and built the company into one of the most recognizable American global brands in history, peacefully passed away today from natural causes at his home, The Playboy Mansion, surrounded by loved ones.’


    He was still necking the Viagra like tic-tacs and schtupping blonde Playmates up until the end.

    Dirty old man? Legend? Dirty old Legend?
     
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Seen a rumour on the internet he was secretly gay and I believe it.
     
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    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Visited the Playboy Club on Lakeshore Drive in Chicago. It was crap; nae back rooms for a quiet shag!
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    If yer quiet while shagging yer no doin it right.
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Who?
     
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  6. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Too late to learn now!
     
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  7. Patience

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    Kenny shags kids so he prefers silence to crying.
     
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    Quite partial to a young goat once I have had a few bevvies! F****n noise they make gets on my tits; thank f**k for the soundproofed room as I live in a tenement flat!
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I think Kenny is my neighbour
     
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    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    F**k me (?), nearly mixed up this wee chit-chat with a 'conversation' on F'book with my cousins about a forthcoming holiday in Koln!
     
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  11. Patience

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    Cousins = other members of your ***** ring.
     
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    Dinnae be daft; nieces and nephews for those in the know!

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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Just an aside; everytime I hear Kelly Macdonald on the wireless advertisement for the new fillum, Goodbye Christopher Robin, I splash in/on (?) my Lederhosen!
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fuxake <laugh>
     
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  18. GroveRanger

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    My menshy rate is through the roof!

    I'm welling up guys.

    I do like a burd in traditional Kraut clothing though



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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and they have beer :grin:
     
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: Kenny = Richard Huckle, grove found ball deep in soiled nappy, grove took barbie head from anus + gave to child, grove told kid that he was scratching groin, grove jammed sharpay down bell end, grove hid in flume and pissed on kids, grove prostate massaged aborted fetus, grove told barrymore to host more pool parties, grove tucked penis between his legs and danced, to Goodbye Horses while victim screamed for help

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