Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

Mrs Elf is taller than me.

 

And clearly more shortsighted.

 

You f***** me there Mr van Gerwen

 

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We have one of these, unfortunately I did not buy it for her

 

Is it her guide dog?

 

Nice and cuddly, like me.

 

I am going to watch the posts very carefully for any other members 'going off topic'.

I am feeling victimised.

 

I thought life had victimised you?

 

Way below the belt.

 

I suggest you take some of what you-cannot-be-seriously-red takes. You'll see the world differently.

 

It’s the rich & diverse characters who support Charlton that make it so entertaining .
Who knew before yesterday that Ben Reeves’ agent @SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious was indeed Eric Hall ?

 

I am reluctantly bumping this thread, as pint sized @baraettmattesvensson risks derailing the excellent Ben Reeves thread

Would anyone be interested in crowdfunding to bribe Elfs to defect to ITTV ?

 

F*** that Mr van Gerwen, you loved it when I was on ITTApologist.

How many messages did I pass on for you?

 

Another dream night coming up for me @baraettmattesvensson .
“Chicken Night” in the Spoons - please note the betting slips to the left of my pint

 

Does Mrs van Gerwen not cook?

 

What bets you got on? Hope they’re better than that bit of grub!

Apologies for hijacking your thread elfs. Ermmm, Ann Robinson on tinder, eh.. how about that?

 

Strongly fancy Anderlecht to beat Celtic tonight 13/10 plus done over 2.5 goals

The Buffalo wings went down a treat

 

On the subject of Tinder, has anybody used it?

I am happy to start a private thread on this one

 

Oh yeah SuperChrissy, hijack away, it's great. That is the only reason I come on here.

AFKA got me 100% one day, "Elfs, why do you think Charlton Life is a wattsapp group?"

He totally f***** the Elf on that one.

 

@Holden Chinaski and possibly @DonCorleone