Over time more and more black sheep have crossed the border into Wales, they are not accepted like the white sheep are but they make do and try to get along with the locals (see the song for details) so if you want something new you don't have to leave home you can get a bit of black it's taken decades but they even speak the language. Recently though Llamas have invaded, the dirty desease ridden ****ers whoring themselves about to anyone for next to nothing, the sooner we kick these foreign bastard's out the better. Brexit can't come soon enough.
Sat in a cafe trying to have a quiet coffee and some food and some **** has sat next to me. If he tries to Instigate conversation there will be blood shed. Just had my hair lovingly teased and trimmed by the fit yet tattooed barber. Yes, she is a she.
Wrapping loads of presents which I ****ing hate doing but needs must Off to Weymouth for the day tomorrow for the lads birthday... Might even burgle @Skylarker s house while I'm down there