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If Humans consist of 90% water

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Why are my lady's pissflaps as dry as ****?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Aug 19, 2011
  2. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    those arent her pissflaps?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Aug 19, 2011
  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    or she is dead?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Aug 19, 2011
  4. Admiral Pure

    Admiral Pure Well-Known Member

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    Small fly in the ointment - humans don't consist of 90% water. <ok>
     
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    Admiral Pure, Aug 19, 2011
  5. Dave the Rave

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    Because shes 86
     
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    Dave the Rave, Aug 19, 2011
  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its about 75% water in the human body (I think)
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 19, 2011
  7. Natchrawldry

    Natchrawldry Active Member

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    Because she's an ugly bastard that no-one wants to go near.
     
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    Natchrawldry, Aug 19, 2011
  8. Erik

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    It's Peter Kay in a wig again?
     
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    Erik, Aug 20, 2011
  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I think we can all agree that Huth is 100% ****e.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 20, 2011
  10. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    But in your case it would leave only 10% for all your **** - hardly enough room !
     
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    alwaysright, Aug 20, 2011

  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Atoms are tiny particles with even tinier particles surrounding them but most of the space that they occupy consits of nothing so Humans consist of 99% nothing. When you are giving your old dear one, you are approximately shoving nothing up a big gaping hole.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Aug 20, 2011
  12. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    In a lot of cases it's mostly in their poor excuse for a brain
     
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    alwaysright, Aug 20, 2011
  13. HackerJack

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    Because you're doing it wrong...
     
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    HackerJack, Aug 20, 2011
  14. HackerJack

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    In terms of cubic space you are correct, however teh 75% water thing usually refers to mass, not space.
     
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    HackerJack, Aug 20, 2011

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