I've done two tough gigs on the bounce, this weekend. Big crowds, and lots of adoring flange. That's simply how this Yiddo rolls, lads. I make no apologies for that.
Thanks, Luvvy. I'll wait here for someone to post the photo of that twat playing a toy guitar and wearing an empty KFC bucket on his head.
Been out all day... ****ing shopping. I've lost the will to live. My child now officially has every piece of clothing ever made, apologies to anybody who attempts to buy anything for their 5 month old daughter in the next few days. Off to sink the last few Amstel and put a kidney on eBay.
Just eating fish and chips with my lad, can't beat the chippy on a Sunday when you can't be arsed to cook
My local chippy is ****. They have no idea what 'loads of vinegar' looks like, they somehow confuse 'loads' with 'hardly any'.
Yeah that pisses me off royally too, same as when you get about 2 chips with 4 grams of salt on and the rest with **** all. I do mine at home now, easier with him too as don't have him eating added salt. Still young enough for a large cod and chips to do both of us which is a result too.
Chips fried in dirty old oil is my pet hate. Soggy brown limp chips should be a ****ing hanging offence.
Other people's chips are always the best, same as other people's crisps. only works one way though cos I can't share food unless I've nearly finished and there's loads left.
Sory bro i'd love to sympathise but you wont divorce the wife so i cant really..i'd feel like im patronising you. £101 for that kidney?
This weekend (including Friday) I've... - painted the bathroom ceiling - painted the hall, stsirs and landing ceilings - painted the living room ceiling - painted the dining room ceiling - glossed the living room - papered the living room - papered the bathroom - painted the bathroom - replaced two bits of paper in the hallway - glossed the hall, stairs & landing
