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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 25, 2017.

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Who wins?

  1. Custard

    23.1%
  2. Redroar

    7.7%
  3. It wont happen but we'll all have a lovey picninc

    76.9%
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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I'll need some weed to get through this night
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    So will I, bring a sackful
     
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  3. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Is @Matth_2014 the commentator? I think he'd be great. He can live stream it on his YouTube channel
     
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    :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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    Great shout <applause>
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You'll probably need a spade and roll of duct tape too.
     
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    He'll need some help digging a hole for that fat ****
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah thx tel. <steam>
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I had you down as a fighter on the undercard mate. You showed up, albeit a day late due to excess consumption of narcotics.
     
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    After my display, I'm going to drag @Big Ern out of kiddies corner and stick him to the wall with, yes you guessed it, a knife through the throat.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Looks like I dodged the whole fight thing, nice one @Skylarker
     
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  12. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Nah too old now mate. Back in the day I would have done any **** on here though. <laugh>
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah okaaay.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Except me. <whistle>
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah all good. Quite enjoy a tear up if I'm honest.
     
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  16. Tobes

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    i'd have had you with my working knife ya kant <laugh>
     
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  17. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Sky's a **** anyway.

    The poll doesn't lie :bandit:
     
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  19. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah fair shout mate.
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Where would I be back in the day in all this ****? Honestly if you are really a hard **** you'd have me and I took many a kicking as I didn't back down. If you're a mouth then I'd have you because I was one of these annoying ****ers that kept coming back even though I was ****ed up.

    Now? I have a lung desease, I'm a bit overweight, heading towards 45 and I'D HAVE ALL YOU ****S!
     
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