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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    For marrying a man who ****ed an inflatable?
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Make allowances for increased security and, in your case, best avoid the 'Twatscan' walk through <laugh>
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Open your eyes mate.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^^^ gonna be scoping for lone females drinking vodka
     
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  5. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    You deserved more than you got from the game , the funny old game . It's early and all the top clubs will stumble a bit at some point .
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    My5 channel now.


    Football hooligans.


    Scary<laugh>
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Literally just escaped the pool madness and scanning the inside hotel bars right this second <laugh>

    Been drinking since 10 and it's getting ****ing muggy.

    Hotel is the bollocks though.
     
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  8. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Still ill ffs <grr>

    His can a cold make you feel so bad? Just as i think "ooh I feel better think I will shower and do something today" boom and its like I have ran a marathon and need a lie down.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    @Hoddle Is A God can help you with that, he's an expert. The San Francisco marathon was a 'breeze' for him, mainly because they moved all the hills.
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    Just been released from a two hour custody in a Thai police station, ****ing angry much.
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    Gotta ask... Why?
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    What did you do? Or rather, what did they think you did?
     
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  14. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    My guess is talking when he should have been listening , like around here
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Spill the beans Ginge ... what did they get you for ?
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Sunburnt to **** sitting in a lobby with a mouth like a nuns ****. Happy days.
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

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    The accused me of assault but I defended myself from some punk with a broken bottle. Been advised it's sorted now but it's not great to have that on my record as everything here is noted guilty or not.
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Basically acted like a chav abroad.
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    Erm, no he wanted to cut me and came unstuck mate.
     
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  20. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Now if HAIG made this statement , the " Proof " police would be coming out of the woodwork ....
     
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