The lost weekend

Sounds like you were in Barney's, they're the only place I know that do the volcanoes.

Yeah its ****e now. The Moroccans have took over and it's edgy as **** around the city centre as soon as it starts to get dark. Coffee shops are closing left, right and centre. You are lucky to find a stunning prostitute now, the place used to be full of them.

I still pop over for the football 3 or 4 times a year, but I never stay in Amsterdam anymore.

 

I went a couple of years ago and it was good. Has it changed since then??

#brexit means brexit iirc

 

I met Harrison Ford in Amsterdam. Seemed like a decent **** until I said I thought the mosquito Coast was ****e, then he took the huff.

Glad he got killed in star wars imho.

 

Was my sister's house, she has her own nebulizer thingy.

 

Vaporiser. Probably the best way to smoke it, health wise.

 

Yep. Theres barely any coffee shops or decent businesses open now around the central station area. You have to go around the Vondelpark area but it's expensive as ****. People are better off going to Rotterdam now.

 

Got to be honest, and maybe I'm getting old, but getting stoned and shagging aids-ridden prostitutes isn't my idea of a holiday.

 

Wouldn't class it as a holiday. Just a few days break.

 

**** ^^

 

Going to the Dam for 2 nights a week on Saturday, troops. Highlight will surely be eating a mushed-up banana and cream out of the yawning, ghaped farter of a young North African rent boy.

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My necklace really brings the outfit together.

 

What toppings will you have on the cream?

 

@DevAdvocate in the background with the Tammy and fake dreads

 

Interesting fact: The Mosquito Coast in Central America isn't named after mosquitoes but after an Indian(not the curry ones) tribe that lived/lives there

 

That's not interesting. It's ****ing boring. You're ****ing boring. **** off you boring **** and stop boring everyone. ****.

 

Interesting fact: Brick is man's oldest manufactured product.

I bet you knew that anyway, you brick-headed ****.

 

Calm down dear and go back to sucking Salmond's cock

 

**** up or my brick like napper will break your face and your wheelchair.

 

I have to say though, I think I prefer ST as cup face, his patter has improved somewhat. Would you like to join our whatsapp group, mate?