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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by acworth the real me, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. acworth the real me

    acworth the real me Member

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    any funny stories about being pissed
     
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  2. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Just the usual getting so drunk that I wake up in a ditch at the side of a busy road stories.
     
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  3. Natchrawldry

    Natchrawldry Active Member

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    This one time, at Band Camp...
     
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  4. Dave the Rave

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    I was in Glasgow one weekend for a Celtic home game... We decided to head out on the saturday night but I couldnt get in anywhere because I forgot to pack a pair of 'going out' shoes and was running around in a pair of reebok <laugh>

    My mates went to a club and left me to go back to the hotel because they couldnt be ****ed running around anymore... But I got a really crazy idea and offered a homeless guy a fiver for his black socks...

    I pulled them over my trainers and they looked like black shoes... the bouncers hadnt a clue and let me in.

    Even though I have taken a lot of grief over it, I'm proud of my drunken accomplishment.
     
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  5. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    They nicked that for an Inbetweeners episode.
    The bastards!
     
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  6. ...And Out Come the Wolve

    ...And Out Come the Wolve New Member

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    Sunny day on the beach, drinking since the early morning, BBQ etc, all very fine. It was getting on a bit so we decided to go to the cinema. By the time we got their it was 12ish. No one else there apart from us and we got kicked out because a guy working there got punched.
     
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  7. Dave the Rave

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    Bastards... dont watch the inbetweeners but anyway... Bastards <ok>
     
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  8. ...And Out Come the Wolve

    ...And Out Come the Wolve New Member

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    My memory was better than how it reads back.
     
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  9. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    a mate was getting grief off this lad, so we lagered him up to fight him

    once pissed (as the guy is a pussy, 6 4 and 5ft acroos but a pussycat) the plan was to walk up to the fell, kick him in the baws
    as he was doubled over, knee him in the face, throw him into the hedges

    so he walks up to him

    gets kneed in the baws, kneed in th eface and thrown into the hedges
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Anyone got a Gibberish to English dictionary?
     
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  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    you forgot the smiley tard features

    here is a thought oh wise one, correct it
     
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  12. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    actually scratch that ST

    I just had a vision of you as that fat fighters bird played by matt lucas

    'sorry what did you say'
     
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  13. BH1972RFC

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    "Ex-teacher don't you know" <doh><laugh>
     
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  14. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    you lot are ruining every ****ing thread <grr>
     
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  15. BH1972RFC

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    Don't worry, he's away to start his shift at the local drive-thru <ok>
     
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  16. Bhoy From Brum

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    Mrs' brother was working away in Oxford, him & some work mates went for a night out there after work, got absolutely battered & started talking about work.......one guy accused the other guy of slacking etc and a scuffle broke out.

    They get chucked out the club & the 2 lads are still having words, mrs brother is trying to calm them both down when old bill drive past. Coppers get out to see whats happening & calm the situation. They ask what everyone is doingnow, the 2 lads want to go to another club so walk up the road, mrs brother is quite clearly hammered so the coppers pull over a taxi for him & tell him to go home.

    He wakes up 2 hours later outside his house in Birmingham with the taxi driver demanding £150 <laugh>

    Worst thing was his mrs was stopping at her mom & dads house & he had no keys for his house so had to sleep on the drive until the shop round the corner was open.....he'd through his phone against the wall in anger so had to go the shop to borrow the phone to ring his mrs.

    He had to get a train back to Oxford as he had the keys to the work van so nobody couldstart work till he got there <laugh>

    He's a bit of a legend, will try & think of more of his stories.
     
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  17. BH1972RFC

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    1 more goal in the Lincoln game and I'll be a happy camper.
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I went to the pub, got pissed and then fell over on the way home <laugh> ...can you believe it!
     
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  19. BH1972RFC

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    Thank **** for that. Wrexham 2-1 up so job done, money won. Justifies a Friday night on here...ish <doh>
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    You animal!
     
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