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Not606 Stalkers

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by thefanwithnoname, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    well its finally happened to me

    I have my very own stalker, in the form of BH

    was wondering if anyone else has a similar situation

    what do you feed yours?
     
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  2. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    BH is mine too
     
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  3. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Jen and Tina are mine

    They both want my body
     
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  4. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Webelbhoy follows me around like a bad smell so I had to add him to my ignore list
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'm yours Jen. I watch you with my balaclava on while furiously practising onanism
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I've got loads: Medro Pendes, barnsley_retard, thecuntwithnobrain, themightyhuth, ER1980 etc.

    The funny thing is I rarely converse with any of the dimwits yet they follow me from thread to thread, talk about me all the time and even start threads in my honour on a regular basis.
     
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  7. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I'm standing in the bushes outside your house right now :bandit:
     
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  8. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    it doesnt suprise me. on another thread i mentioned that you 'sound' like him

    similar 'comebacks' and everything

    are you BH?
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    No, but you are and always shall be a bawjaw.
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i just went and opened the door and you werent there <cry>
     
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  11. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    practice away <ok>
     
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  12. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>

    This response gets the prize

    this **** is like a bad smell, appearing on all kinds of threads with some ****wit comment, gets ignored but carries on relentlessly

    then comes on here pretending he is so important that he has 'stalkers' <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    when we tell you to **** off, thats not us stalking you dim ****er

    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  13. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    of course love
     
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  14. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    That's because I heard the door opening and hid because I am very shy
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I might get to Carnegie Hall one day. "Venom and his massive ****ing arm....and a balaclava"

    Has a nice ring to it.
     
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  16. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    the cat flap is open, come on in <laugh>
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Says the **** who starts a thread about having his own stalker. <doh>

    To call you a ***** would be an insult to *****s.
     
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  18. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Will I fit? I am quite large
     
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  19. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    swap arms once in a while so they're the same size.
     
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  20. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i'll unlock the back door and you can come in. im on my own all weekend, you can come and watch me sleeping :bandit:
     
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