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Friday Afternoon Joke Thread

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    With the VERY odd exception, Yanks are renowned for having a lousy sense of humour. It's better than the German one, though.
     
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    i was busy <grr> mixing fibreglass insulation with some weed <extraweight>
     
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  3. Dr Gonzo - LFC

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    "I tell my kids, If you're gonna take drugs, REPLACE THEM
     
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    [video=youtube;CB-KdwpJSVA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB-KdwpJSVA[/video]

    "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common? " "It's not unusual."
     
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  5. Hash.

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    I was doing my girlfriend doggy style when she farted. I just smiled, slapped her ass and said "Hush little one, you're next".
     
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    Rodeo? or go for the old Houdini?

    A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there any more"
     
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  7. Hash.

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    "Now that doesn't look like a foot"

    Thought the sock.
     
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  8. BCR

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    Two fish are in a tank.
    One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    <laugh>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    A little bit of Monica on the floor...

    A little bit of Jessica on the steps....

    Mumbai No 5.
     
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    Homosexuals are a pain in the asre.
     
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  13. Dr Gonzo - LFC

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    <laugh>

    So, I see they have a gypsy in the new Big Brother house.
    Good luck trying to evict that!

    I put in a complaint about my neighbours last night.

    I was trying to get to sleep and they were shouting, screaming, banging on the windows, then to top it all their ****ing smoke alarm started going off.

    Anyway I think it worked, I haven't heard a peep from them today.
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    I just can't seem to connect with the wife these days.

    She keeps ducking.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

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    I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger in. Now she's made a formal complaint complaint and I'm banned from my gym
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Aren't blow up dolls f..king great? I mean where else can you find a woman that always looks shocked at the size of your cock.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Just home from the World Blindfold W..king Championships.

    No idea where I came.............
     
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    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?


    Elephino!
     
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    Or even a Rhinolephant

    <whistle>
     
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