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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sure it would. 2 people next to each other on one chair...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    She would probably do that but I'm on my way home now.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    She seems insightful.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    She's a lesbian but doesn't look like that!
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Just first gis image returned for "2 people on one chair". I don't want to Google "two lesbians on one chair" at work.
     
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    Aren't you meant to pretend you're erm, working, when you're in work?
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    She's not my boss so doesn't really care.
     
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  8. DirtyFrank

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    ****ing hate that pretend ****......possibly why I'm single lol
     
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  9. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Yup ...had a best mate that did that every time....ironically he got better when he married the bird that generally doesn't let him touch her lol.....hmmmm..... coincidence??????
     
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  10. DirtyFrank

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    What age are you F....if you don't mind me asking .....if you do yer a woman obviously and that's the problem....
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    She's a woman. She thinks she's your boss.
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Late 20s now bruh
     
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    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Sooooo....****ing oolllllld..
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    Bastard lol
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Been on the sauce after tonight's travesty you old codger ??
     
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    Of course.... you'll learn
    ..either the bunny boiler will get you so you'll fire 3 pints and chasers in you while "getting the milk" or you'll be a bachelor and .....well be pissed like me most of the time.





    Just space yer sex out a bit more....






    Go for the FFM..... weirdly it works at our age....
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    Not your age...something to look forward to I suppose.. ....
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Nah man, went in my gym earlier, had a protein shake after but then cracked two bottles of kirin later to relax a bit

    'bunny boiler' hahaha, she's been messaging me today about what she's been up to, went out for food with some mates she was saying

    am actually a bit pissed off, feel like I've just got a load of **** for basically nothing, nothing I did suggested the conclusions she drew, getting accused of being distant for example yet she's the one who decided to not reply to my last message for time
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Something tells me you need a bit of perspective. No offense here but that's not a load of ****... it's barely any ****... it's her begging for attention subconsciously by playing games.

    A load of **** would be her dropping an invalid mother on you followed by will you help her this weekend wipe butts in the pap home etc etc..
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Yeah, I mean, I'm deffo binning her if that **** ever happens <laugh>:bandit:

    Deffo attention seeking though
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    All over now. Too late for sex. Completely stops at 30. Your penis falls off, and women's vaginas sew themselves shut.

    All you get to luck forwards to now is peeing on each other.
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    To pee, or not to pee, that is the session

    She's older than me though innit
     
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