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  1. Milk not bear jizz

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    This place is a ready made Queen Vic / Rover's Return after all ... down with das cheeze :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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    Girls are like pressure valves... They're constantly building up steam and hot air and need to let it out every once in a while. Once the valve is open and the steam is let out they're back to being ok again.
     
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    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    I'm old and times have changed but I do have sons so I should be a bit more up to speed than just my own personal experience.

    If you're really looking for a possible / maybe / this is the one, it isn't any of the ones you've told us about recently on here. Anyone who's putting out on the first or second date isn't a long term prospect and that includes you to them from the girl's perspective. Things have moved along [swiftly ] from the holding hands, kissing and cuddling dating times but the qualities you will want in a possible long term partner are still the same as they've always been and it's not wham, bam, thank you ma'm.
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Have you ****ed her yet?
     
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    Depends on if she's worth keeping in other ways.n could just be unlucky timing and he goes another 8 months before she cracks again.

    Women crack periodically. It's what they do. I wouldn't dump one because she cried one time. (Unless she wasn't worth holding onto in the first place)

    If she turns into a constant emotional mess and becomes toxic. One cry and then recommend dumping her... Who are you? Crystal Palace?
     
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    Can tell you're sciencey and not a ****ing poet with an analogy like that

    Saw an interesting TED talk on the differences between the male and female brain recently

    Guy was saying men's brains have lots of little boxes and they use them only ever one at a time and they are all separate from one another. The man's favourite box is the nothing box and that's where he lives most of his life

    Women's brains are more like a network where everything is inter-connected and constantly active
     
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    Affirmative cap'n Tobes
     
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    Nah I banged Mrs luv within a week or so of meeting her got her up the duff in 3 months and we're still together and the oldest is nearly 19.
     
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    I would have been arrested if I had relations with Mrs. Milk a week after meeting her... <laugh>. I met her when I was 17 and she was 14... Didn't start dating until 6 years later...

    ... But then it was within a week (2nd date, she would have 1st date but I held back because she was my best friend's sister) and we've been together 17 years now.
     
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    yeah but judging by your posting, you're crazy one :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Is this the one who was a bit coy for a few dates?

    Sounds like she's the type who thinks that putting out equals some form of commitment and she's trying to draw you in. Needy and weepy behaviour after 7 dates sounds like a bird who's either hard work or extremely premenstrual.

    You could well be dealing with a potential bunny boiler here Seargent Lid, proceed with caution.
     
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    Never though of it that way. <eek>
     
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    Well obviously you can sleep with someone the day you meet them, marry them, 6 kids and 30 years later ..... But that's not what I'm talking about. It's RedLad's modus operandi - he's on his ... what ... at least 10th one [we know of] of your Mrs Luv's minus the babies.
     
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    I think the point is that when you meet 'the one' all of the etiquette and nonsense of dating becomes irrelevant, as you just know.
     
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    Of course you haven't, you're cray cray
     
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    Yeah that's the one Cap'n ... I found out why that was the case but I won't say why here as it's quite personal. Sure you can possibly reason why ... and it's nowt to do with menstrual cycles <laugh>

    Could be that it's trying to lock it down but the way to do that is just go ... so, how about it then ... not blow up / melt down, but it takes all sorts
     
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    lol.... possibly, but from the female perspective they probably always meet "the one" and don't want to be another one of them muggins or have been mugged off too many times
     
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    Women have to tell themselves that about every man they sleep with because they don't want to think they're a sloot, sex has to be the man's fault, initially at least ... unless they a sloot
     
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    Hahahaha believe it or not mate some women aren't permanently trying to pin a man down and get a ring on his finger. Some of them just enjoy a laugh and getting ****ed - well. :)
     
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