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  1. The Ginger Marks

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    Its Bengali for Ginger Marks you daft bellhouse <laugh>
     
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  2. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    We got photos? I only saw the one with you and the speccy woman hiding an Adams apple
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    get a hat..skull cap
    call the females sister
    nice pair of sandals and....

    Boom!

    got yourself an asian gal


    Edit: or what Fan said
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    **** off
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just get Chocolate Hob Nobs, **** all melts them.
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Seriously?

    I hear that after Ramadan the women get really randy. So I might bide my time tbh.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah there were photo's of me and Libby on some thread <ok>
     
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  8. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    No ****.

    My Mrs is white and I was approached by an imam who asked if I knew a convert white dude for his sister in law recently
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Nah he's a white boy wannabe Sikh.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Get my digits off Spurlock, hook a brother up.
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    thats a first......a wannabe sikh lol

    whats point in that?..does he want to be good at Bhangra or sumt? at least a wanabee Muzzy comes with serious rep
     
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  12. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    That's not the point mate, typical Asian breakfast in the 70's was mixed tea and a couple of biscuits in UK

    Back hone you got paratha and omelette but those in UK saw this as "posh"
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    She will want marriage!

    i suppose you could promise her the world till you get what you want..its proven to work in the past
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'll be having reefer for breakfast this time next week, and every day for 3 weeks.
     
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  15. luvgonzo

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    It is a bit posh doing an omelette and **** every day.
     
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  16. thefanwithnoname

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    That's the stupidity they thought the biscuits were posh

    When I was a kid it was paratha and spiced omelette with milk tea for breakfast. Didn't need to eat dinner at school.
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Yo Spurlock... Can't wait for the Jamaican Sunshine weed. Killing me the wait is...

    Knocks spots of British weed. Not as potent but such a better high. Proper natural mountain weed.

    My Mrs family have a MASSIVE grow field down near Spanish Town. I'll hook some pics up when I'm there, it's ****ing nuts mate. 1000's of plants.
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

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    You kidding it will be like the scene from godfather 2

    Sky and the bint followed by all her rellies
     
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  19. thefanwithnoname

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    Weed grows freely outside my grandads house back home.

    They make a beer from it

    Govt lorry comes round, cuts it up and they burn the lot
     
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  20. luvgonzo

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    I make beer in the garage but don't use no weed for it. :emoticon-0175-drunk
     
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