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  1. Skylarker

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    I knew that about 10 minutes after he changed his name, he still had that girly way about posting.
     
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  2. Skylarker

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    Come at me bro...

    ****ing pussy ole.
     
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    You have to broaden their horizons bro

    When I lived in Southport a guy who worked with me said "I don't like Asians but you're a good bloke". I said " how many Asians you know?" To which he says "you" <laugh>

    So i took him to Manchester to a couple of do's and guy is more Asian than me n you now
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    I dunno about that, you sound pretty ****ing Asian and I've seen pics of Spurlock and i can confirm he's actually Asian....

    going by the cock anyway :bandit:
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    Snack thread gone a but nuts. *pun
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    I aint buying that ****....**** his horizons...him and that helmet head from Amsterdam...


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  7. Skylarker

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    Anyway the best late night snack is fanny. Makes a good breakfast too, but not so good if you've been snacking the previous night.
     
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    Bro the guy has pakistani mixed tea and "khatai" biscuits for breakfast

    @Spurlock tell him what that means gee
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    Shame I'm banned from Asia really, sounds like they eat well.
     
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    @Skylarker

    paki tea = tea, sugar, milk, boiled, usually flavoured with a few traditional herbs Cardamom pods, aniseed, whatever one fancies

    khatai = paki biscuits..dip them for too long and you lose it in your cup
     
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    So tea and digestives then?
     
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    It is Ādā Cihna :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    yes
     
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    for shizzle? hes mixed race?
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    I'm getting more Asian by the day. I need a bird, seen a few at the Mosque but you're keeping them secrets safe blud.

    I'm going Friday. Should I get a hat? I'm not going in, just waiting outside.
     
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  17. thefanwithnoname

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    No man

    Mixed tea is half water and half milk cooked in a pan

    Khatai biscuits are nowt like digestives, they are thick like round shortbread but melt in hot tea
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    No - full on Sikh, rag round the head the lot. he took it off for the photo's though.
     
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    Chinese twat ^^^^
     
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    With that beard walk in and say "asalamalaykum" and you will probably get a bloke offering to marry his daughter to you
     
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