Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

PSG looked rampant, but bear in mind that Celtic are only half a step up from FC Carrier Bag, who we played.

 

They beat sunderland 5-0 not long ago. Prooves how ****e we are.

 

Any one of the Carrier Bag FC squad would improve your lot, Salad.

Also, their defence is comprised of gas-fitters, chippies and sparkies, so they'd be useful around the club for general maintenance, too.

 

Better make sure Spurs dont end up bumping into them in the Europa later this season then

 

Spurs may pull off a sneaky 0-0 hit and run job.

 

Good to see the English clubs starting so well. Let's hope nobody embarrasses us by going out in the group stage (I'd hate to see that happen again) and that we manage to get more than the one club into the quarter finals this season

 

Surely no supposed good english team goes out in the group stage now, what with playing goat herders from ghost towns.

 

Indeed, they do seem to have a soft spot for Plumbers & Postmen don't they.

 

Proper games of football in London tonight not like yesterdays matches befitting an Intertoto cup tie

Not that i watched it...this evening will represent the meaning of life for the likes of Mr Marks...glued to the box watching Spurs

 

I am sure Dortmund will come and school you on how to play football at Wembley, like we did, and Burnley

 

Didn't Burnley school Chelsea?

 

If Burnley schooled us at our 'Away' ground with a draw ...then how do you define what they did to you at your 'home' ground when they beat you?


you cant can you...lol


Edit: looks like Stan got there before me

 

We played them 9v11

 

Last night Mr Marks was trying to compare Carrier bag with Dortmund and saying if they won 6 nil..we should win 3-0

Chelsea fans and football knowledge....back of a postage stamp

 

So far 100% success in Europe, how ill Pool, Spuds and £££ do

I predict
££££ = win
Spuds = win
Pool = win

 

Awwww

I didnt realise we were being rational

 

Why?

 

Mr Marks will have much more pressing things to do than watch the start of another failed European north London campaign...like watching the paint dry on my bedroom walls. As they say my good man you can only beat what's in front of you and to that end we did it in style without breaking stride.

So enjoy your game but suggest a snort of tick tock to keep you awake...have fun.

 

When am i anything but rational Iggy?

 

Because Cahill decided that their player would look better with one leg and then Fabregas agreed with him.