He'd be our number 1 penalty taker otherwise I'm not sure he could take the pressure for playing in a big club. We've seen his record for England and in the CL when he's under a lot of pressure Tell you what though, that **** would be good in our side, would certainly not make me feel so dirty having him in my Fantasy team.
I'm sure you do I've no problems with your fans nor Kane and I don't blame you for getting carried away after years of utter drivel, enjoy the ride for sure but when I have an opinion on a player it's nowt to do with butt hurt, that's what Newcastle fans used to trot out about Shearer, give me an Ole, a Teddy and a night in Barcelona circa 99 and I'll show each and every one of those 'butt hurt' obsessors how much we missed boring Alan. Good for them for caging him up and winning nowt, hopefully you lot won't do the same to Kane.
Hardly Channon's fault Ron Greenwood was a dickhead. I might be a bit biased. No sportsman has given me more joy, not least when Naahy won a 7f handicap at Newmarket at 33/1, and paid for my trip to Cardiff for the 2003 FA Cup final. Thanks Mick
I once got the frisbee over the big tub of quality street at the fair, it went all the way to the bottom over the block. The pikey opened the lid and gave me a sweet.
He's not even the Spuds greatest striker...remember a Mr J Greaves? If Harry can get anywhere near his goal scoring feats then we'll talk...
Drogba was horrendously bad and laughed at a lot when he first joined Chelsea. Probably no one has turned around as much as him. That would be like Pogba today becoming half decent... ... Obviously never going to happen.