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  1. Tobes

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    Which ones mate? Not Godders surely? <yikes>
     
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  2. Skylarker

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    No fatletiss. Onionman. Le Tiss laces. Gary or Dave..cant remember the last one.
     
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    ****ing funny introduction from Libby though....

    Introduced me as Rob..then was like actually this is Skylarker <diva>
     
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    How did you manage to get a ticket last minute mate?

    Drinking Stella from 8.30 btw, you ****ing monster <laugh>

    I started at 12.30 and I was feeling pretty pissed by KO, no food didn't help like.
     
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    They looked a bit shocked <laugh>
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    Rang up the ticket office at 12:00 and used Libby's mates membership number. £36 Happy days.

    I didn't eat until 11pm. Done in mate.
     
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    Were you supposed to be meeting up for a fight?
     
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  8. Skylarker

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    No. Although some yout nearly got a whack for being mouthy. And I nearly bagged a BJ by 9:30am in Wetherspoons by a skanky bird.

    Good times <laugh>
     
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    Spoons at 9.30 am <laugh> now that's when you see some proper drinkers
     
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    Yeah we got straight in a cab from station to spoons at 9:15. Taxi driver was pissed right off as it's about a 5 minute walk <laugh>
     
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    Dave gc ?
     
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    Yeah I think it was Dave. Older gent, nice guy.
     
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    I found myself with an hour to kill at 9am in Slough last Sunday. Went to Spoons as the only other options open were Starbucks and Paddy Power. 20 blokes all 65+ drinking. Surprisingly good breakfast.
     
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    <laugh>

    Would be funny meeting HIAG, I wonder how he'd introduce himself ?

    'Hi, I'm Tyler the Rock God.... I mean Tyler the 'Copter pilot.... I mean HIAG the Lawyer'
     
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    Are you going to stop winding them up now? Did they take the piss out of Liverpool's gangbangpressing Kloppflop mauling in Manchester?
     
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    We did plan to have breakfast. Didn't quite go to plan though!
     
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    No.
    Yes.
     
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    I had eggs Benedict, black pudding and a not terrible double espresso and it came to about £6. Can't go wrong.
     
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    You did go wrong though, as you should have washed it down with 2 pints of beater.

    I bet the old boys looked at you like you were from another planet ffs.
     
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    I watched your game in the Oak, it went down well <laugh>

    Then Everton ruined it :(
     
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