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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    well one hundred years today took me along to loftus road and man of the match was ollie he was dressed up in his fabulous suit running up and down the touchline handing out rollockings
    i kissed both bobby hazell and mark lazarus and roger morgan and got an autograph from frank sibley,so it was my greatest day everyone loved mark lazarus clothes he looked absolutely imaculate in a blue jacket white trousers and white suede shoes
    but back to the game first washington although he didnt score he was simply uncontainable he was creating so many problems in there defence,he seems to be able to collect passes from every angle,and can kill a ball by kicking out at it and setting himself up to put a strike on goal,in watching qpr for 58 seasons ive nevere seen a midfield quite like qpr,playing a five man midfield meant that ipswich just were destroyed everytime they got the ball they seem to have three qpr players around them,that was possibley the greatest ever midfield ive ever seen and with qprs youngsters still unbeaten,we have finnally strength comming through on this showing we are at the very least gonna make the play off and maybe even get the second automatic behind cardiff the score dosnt represent a true picture of this game it should have been four nil we were so far ahead it was embarressing,almost as embarressing as my spelling
    MAN OF THE MATCH IAN HOLLOWAY,LIKE AN ANIMATED PARROT HE RUN THAT LINE
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    love love love
    all we need is love
    love for me is watching qpr
    and this season winning the play offs at wembley best by far
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    i wished i had a brain
    then i could take the strain
    ive just joined the the tinder group as the mrs is bombing me out
    ive not had sex for ten years so i may not be in with a shout
    its at times like this that that i look to my only god given gift
    yes yes yes my poetry gives me a lift
     
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    A better last line would have been:-
    "should I chose my right hand or left"
     
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    More importantly, Ted, what's your plan for Tuesday? Outflank them on Bloemfontein Road or start a chorus of Kumbaya and hold hands across the fence with Big Terry from Lewisham?
     
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    Ted, You're not part of that group of lads are you?

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    Fourth from right, hang on - are you Harry redknapp?
     
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    ive always thought that the picture with the old skinheads was chelsea fans thats why they are showing there tickets because they are happy to have got them
    but millwall could be a nasty experience as once more phone calls have been made,why oh why,do people want to hang on to this barbaric practice of punching fxxx out of each other,if i go to millwall i hope we can have a repeat of last time out,but im expecting a 6-0 drubbing of those poor dockers after watching qpr totally destroy ipswich what chance have the wall got
     
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    The game is on a Tuesday teD, will they let you out during the week?
     
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    I'm steering well clear tomorrow because it sounds like we have the likes of Ted turning up with other reasons than football

    Ted seriously chief they will make you eat your Tena Pants while ****ing you in the ear
     
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    no im not going to millwall ,west ham won our respect in 69 when they let us keep the loft,they had 1500 we had three hundred
    and ever since our love affair with west ham means we must hate millwall,one day we will all be one force in a political party to re invent england.then me and the bermondsey blue core will stand united we will be side by side and together cockneyism dosnt have to be east london or south it could be north west south and east,millwall know there rotherhythe mob turned us over in 1972 away at charlton and that cant be forgiven also they joined up against us at barnet away circa 1978 they came unstuck at the station against 500 qpr millwall only had 50 but now days the police are so on top i doubt whether there will be any incidents,and i live in hope that all london clubs can soon be friends
    but in 1967-68 season millwall ,qpr and a few tottenham used to be origional skinheads at the chelseas shed end,,the qprs loft was not even formulated then.neither was the millwalls cold blow lane
    but a row broke out and millwall took ther three hundred skins out of the 5000 skins that was the chelsea shed boys and that splinter group went onto become the most violent force in london millwall had an incredible 5000 ,where as chelsea were losing thugs in there hundreds as skinheadism wasa dying people found they could cook brown powder and mix it with lemon juice,inject it into there veins then they threw away there levi sta press
    wore flares became hippiies,and that gentleman was the end of chelseas shed end by 74 they were miles behind the dockers both millwall and west ham heavily out numberd them,
    but nows a time of change the eight million londoners of yester year now live in swindon stevenage south oxhey harlow etc etc
    I CAN ONLY APEAL TO THE QPR THUGS TO NOT SHOW UP IT WILL ONLY INFLATE A SITUATION AND SOME POOR OLD AGE PENSIONER WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK
    WHEN WILL ALL LONDONERS STAND TOGETHER
    LETS ALL LEARN TO LOVE
    IN THIS WORLD ALL WE NEED IS LOVE
     
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